podger

Penis or the act of having sex.

Fancy a podger love?

by Corinthian January 22, 2004

Ponder

The king of pot-heads.

A man that stays high in any circumstance and cruises through life effortlessly.

Balthazaar- " Man I can smoke more than anyone. I can smoke ten blunts in a day!"

Keeshawn- "Hell naw playa, I know a dude that gots you beat. He can smoke an ounce an hour... That dude is the real Ponder."

by THEponder March 12, 2010

Posner

Taking a big, fat, hairy penis up the nose. A Posner typically happens when the person on the receiving end of the penis is tired of having their face jizzed on, and would rather have their face jizzed in.

Damn, she asked for a Posner since her jaw was tired and her face was covered.

by Lolpwnsauze July 29, 2010

Ponder

Basically, a word used to describe a walk, not to any specific place. Normally through a crowded room or city centre, at lunch. The aim of a ponder; to take in the general banter of the surrounding people and to laugh at people when they do funny stuff, when they think no one is watching.

Lauren: Hey, lets go for a ponder.
Kym: yeah, sure.

Nicola: where were you at Lunch today?
Kym: We went for a ponder. (smiles to herself (bound to happen whilst pondering))
Nicola:i completely understand.

by AnthonyHorowitz'zfan May 9, 2013

Ponder

1:To think
2:MY SURNAME

1: to go ponder about how the world begun

by PONDER_123_British May 27, 2015

ponderance

adj/ state of being in which one ponders, as a result of confusion or otherwise befuddlement, for prolonged periods of time.

Those Brits laugh at our American ponderance about their magical kingdom of Middle Earth.

by Definitelynotshakespeare August 11, 2012

poaner

(n) The name given to the people who submit racist or homophobic entries at urbandictionary.com. It seems these creatures have nothing better to do sometimes than submit their friend's names in an akward entry that makes us all want to scream "Poaner!"

"This definition is definetly poaner; please help get rid of it."

by The Mitchell January 4, 2005