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paddle sniffing

The act of looking at your opponents screen or playbook in a video game to gain an advantage.

In football video games, paddle sniffing is achieved by trying to figure out your opponents play they're going to pick by looking at your playbook. In split screen games like Halo or Mario Kart, one paddle sniffs by looking at the action on their screen to be able to find them to fuck their shit up.

The ethics of Paddle Sniffing is quite controversial. Some argue that anything is on the screen is fair game to use to their advantage. Yet the majority opinion is that Paddle Sniffing is for pussies and is used only if the Paddle Sniffer sucks at the game and that's the only way to be able to win.

Paddle Sniffing is often times accompanied by extreme douche-baggery, whereas, major studs are usually known to never paddle sniff.
victim: You knew I was about to run the option, you Paddle Sniffing mother fucker. Grow up and run your defense like you know anything about football.

paddle sniffing dickhead: Hah, I totally paddle sniffed you being in that corner and that's how knew to snipe you there.
by beeps pa April 9, 2009
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Paddle Whipped

A term used after sex when you've slapped your girlfriend on the ass so hard it leaves the area super red it looked like it's been whipped by a paddle.

Slapping your significant other hard enough that it looks like paddle whips on her behind.
Jared: Daaamn, my girls ass was super marked after I had her in the doggy position.

Marcos: Did she get Paddle Whipped?

Jared: All night.
by Sic Lax March 1, 2011
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puddle pimp

The person that always has the dope sack and always get every one high and its nothing to them
Hey who's is that and why is every so happy to see her ..Oh that's the puddle pimp
by 1400 November 10, 2014
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Paddle Shifters

The luxury of a girl having big titties.
TLC said my sister had great paddle shifters.
by Howifeltersnatch May 13, 2017
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piddle pole

Noun: A Dick, Penis, Cock.

-typically belongs to a Cracker-Ass White Boy from southern, or any part of, Alabama.
Ann: Dan! Hurry up and get your piddle pole ready, Damn it! I'm tired of fucking Daddy.

Dan: Alright, Ann. Daddy knows he loves our piddle pole playtime. Roll Tide!
by Jbizzle117 October 27, 2017
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Poodle Power

The undeniable and indisputable power of poodles.
I am consistently astounded by poodle power.
by Piklpugg April 24, 2021
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twist a puddle

the act of smoking methamphetamine through a glass pipe. the term comes from the motion that you use to heat up and melt down the rock/crystal of meth without causing it to burn.
whatcha up to right now? as far as me, i'm about to go twist a puddle.
by sindred January 20, 2010
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