like purple kush, or purple haze. very high quality weed. has purple hairs, not laced with anything. fairly expensive.
by drinker2243 December 02, 2008
1. An all-encompassing term describing one or multiple sexually transmitted diseases
2. A means by which an individual can announce his or her contraction of one or more sexually transmitted diseases without actually stating what it or they are for privacy
2. A means by which an individual can announce his or her contraction of one or more sexually transmitted diseases without actually stating what it or they are for privacy
1. Sheila got the platinum splash from her boyfriend
2. Fred decided to tell his parents that he had contracted the platinum splash, rather than endure the pain of explaining that he had both herpes and genital warts
2. Fred decided to tell his parents that he had contracted the platinum splash, rather than endure the pain of explaining that he had both herpes and genital warts
by Fluffy The Rhino September 02, 2008
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by Patrick March 15, 2004
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derived from "Golden Shit," this is when you fall asleep while you take a dump at work and during your work time so that you're not only being paid to take a dump, but a dump so long and relaxing that you fall asleep.
man, that comfort-food lunch killed me, as soon as we got back I took a platinum shit. now I'm ready to go home
by feeze fabrege September 02, 2010
Guy 1: Ya, I'd do her, but I prolly wouldn't tell anyone.
Guy 2: Naw, She's a Vespa Platinum, I'd tell a few people.
Guy 2: Naw, She's a Vespa Platinum, I'd tell a few people.
by Fraser December 03, 2004