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pimp squared

pimp squared
Also known as pimp² or pimp to the power of two

:: More pimp
:: Double the pimpness
by Tekk27x February 13, 2005
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pimp sling

a sling worn around the neck to hold up and maintain an extremely long and girthy penis.
dude, i got a new purple velvet pimp sling for my bro yesterday!
by zemsten January 11, 2008
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pimp-stripes

aka pin-stripes.
They're some crazy pimp-stripes you're wearing there.
by ra November 26, 2003
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Pimp Ship

Obviously, the space ship for Pimps. But these aint no normal pimps, no. They are technologically advanced alien-like pimps. They can fly from galaxy to galaxy, to and fro, dropping off and picking up their space hoes. Due to their technological advances they have an on-board hoe-storage system, therefore they can pick up their space-hoe, deposit them and keep them safe, healthy and ready for another vigorous session of spacing it up on other planets. This way the space pimps never have to repeat TV show Scrubs character Snoop Dogg Interns words of, "Where my hoes at?", because they will know exactly where they are, in their little hoe depository system. Think of pokemon, the computer, where you store the pokeballs, it's like that, only with hoes, yeahhhh now you get me! By the way, Scrubs and Pokemon are both very glorious.
"Did you hear big daddy lost a space hoe?"

"Impossible, not with the new hoe storage device"

"Well, apparently the Pimp Ship didn't turn up"

"Shitt son"
by twatfacepartyboy June 30, 2009
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pimp shit

"Motha Fucka, I got them pimp shit skills!"
by Treble June 17, 2003
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the pimp show

The way your loser friend (generally has the name brad) refers to his 1997 Dodge Neon. This car has many undisierable features, like a stunning 94hp engine, and a 1 and 1/8 inch exhaust tail pipe (same size as his penis), 'bangin' 14 inch rims plus hubcap, although this car does come with complete window tinting (front and back, cause no one would be caught dead in this piece of shit). This definition can also be used by someone who thinks everything they have is much beeter then what you have simply because he attaches the words "pimp show" to it
Male or Female: hey come check out my new ride, i just got it.

Brad: Its nice but holds no comparision to "The Pimp Show"

Male or Female: Yeah (sarcasm) you got me there
by Tisimo September 26, 2006
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pimp-slap

truly a bitch-slap on steroids. Form in execution is a must to avoid personal injury. Start with feet shoulder width apart, rotate at the hips, and release with a firm back-hand technique. This is the way a true pimp keeps da ho's in line.
Bitch, get yo ass out on da corner, for I pimp-slap u!
by Pimpin\'daLuv June 26, 2003
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