Phuck Monkey

A guy who has a bad habit and gets great enjoyment of randomly rubbing his Weinner on anything and everting , laughing like a Japanese little girl , acting like a retard at Chucky Cheese . As he Rockes Out with is cock out .

That Phuck Monkey is out there rubbing his weinner down my truck again .

by Lord Phuck Boy May 18, 2023

phucked

past tense of phuck (the substitution of machine intimacy for biological intimacy

I decided to live more naturally and no longer phucked my cell phone>.

by 3.14thagoras September 12, 2022

phuck

when the F word is redistricted in a community use this.

go Phuck yourself.

by ExpierdMilk March 16, 2022

Icing the Phuck

Occurs when a man and woman cum at approximately the same time during coitus. Shortly thereafter, the man withdraws his penis and the woman inserts it into her mouth, gathering up the smorgasbord of juices collected prior. The man and woman then kiss, exchanging the fluids further, and allowing for a complete sharing of their combined taste.

Damn, babygirl, everything is soaked down here. What do you think about icing the phuck?

by OwnedByFelines August 17, 2020

phuck face

A nicer way to call someone a fuck face.

My friend was being a phuck face at the bar last night.

by :Eagleone: May 6, 2016

Phuck

Phuck phuck phuck! an old school way to say fuck

fucky phucky

by 123niggnoggg December 1, 2016

phuck

Alternate spelling of the root-word FUCK. To used any time you are not using the word as a verb to refer to specifically to the act of sexual intercourse.
For the universal form of the word FUCK.

That's so phucking cool.
You are a phucking trip.
What the phuck?
Don't phuck up.

by e.lott June 12, 2025