Peter

A pita-eatin', potato salad makin', club sandal wearin', Trump supportin', no Baja tire giving, Carson Daly impersonator who never shows up to functions. This is especially true if it involves friends, beer, and sports (in that order).

Did you invite Peter to the BBQ?
Nah, he wouldn't show up and have some lame excuse on how his tummy hurts.

Hey, is Peter going to Baja?
Nah, man. He's still trying to get the dreadlocks removed from his mouth from the last time he came out.

by Reekoh July 16, 2016

Peter

An amazing teacherthat is caring, loveable always there for you and LOVES golf. Gives GREAT hugs always gives great advice, and is like a father figure in everyone's life. He truly is the definition of EXTRAORDINARY. He can sometimes be corny but he always makes me laugh and he puts a smile on my face everyday he is my FAVORITE teacher and he's like my best friendbecause I can tell him anything and joke around with him and I know that everything will stay between US and ONLY US!!! Mr.Brunetta is amazing and I'm so HAPPY that I know him .🤘💯💖

"Peter is so amazing"

Person~ "Where's Peter?"
Me~ Oh he's out golfing...😂🙄

by Sourpachkid June 8, 2018

Peter

Always saying never mind when he’s trying to say something but to shy to really say it

Who’s annoying peter

by 1Cookir June 9, 2018

Peter

Jesus's first follower (on Twitter)

I just read the modern Bible I can't believe how much Peter lies and uses other people's Instagram photos. Cock a doodle do

by No nut November society December 15, 2018

Peter

Basically a penis eater. P-eter

Person 1: Hahaha he is such a fag!

Person 2: Yeah, he is a Peter

by Eliayayayyayayaya November 7, 2019

Peter

A person, usually male, whose behavior deviates from what is acceptable, especially social and sexual norms. Comparable to a lech, a Peter is unpleasantly strange and makes members of the opposite sex, or same in some cases, concerned about their safety and overall well-being. Peters are most often found in social gatherings because of the protection and cover provided in a crowded room, they have difficulty entering into and maintaining healthy relationships, and in most cases, have criminal backgrounds.

"Ew, why does that Peter keep watching us while we make out?"

by KMANEAST May 11, 2010

Peter

Faggot

Peter is a big faggot

by Idek what's a pseudonym November 2, 2013