Paula Abdul is an American reality television personality and former recording artist. Known for her string of bops and hits and ass-shakers in the 80s and 90s such as but not limited to "Vibeology" and "Rush Rush", her career ultimately tanked in the late 90's and early 2000's when she started getting negative press due to her suspected alcohol and painkiller problem, as well as a few instances of getting involved in car accidents and hit & run's (the irony).
Paula has also come under fire in recent years for alleging that she was in a plane crash in 1994 or 1995 (sources differ, and she has changed her story numerous times) which she claims happened while she was on tour when a small 4-seater plane she was in travelling between shows crash landed in a field in Iowa. No evidence or record of the event exists and some speculate this narrative was a cop-out for her to abandon the music industry and instead focus on her choreography and becoming a television judge. She first spoke of the matter in the early 2010's during an interview with RuPaul.
Paula has also come under fire in recent years for alleging that she was in a plane crash in 1994 or 1995 (sources differ, and she has changed her story numerous times) which she claims happened while she was on tour when a small 4-seater plane she was in travelling between shows crash landed in a field in Iowa. No evidence or record of the event exists and some speculate this narrative was a cop-out for her to abandon the music industry and instead focus on her choreography and becoming a television judge. She first spoke of the matter in the early 2010's during an interview with RuPaul.
I'm M.C. Kat on the rap so mic it,
Here's a little story and you're sure to like it.
Swift and sly and I'm playing it cool,
With my homegirl Paula Abdul.
Here's a little story and you're sure to like it.
Swift and sly and I'm playing it cool,
With my homegirl Paula Abdul.
by march34th June 26, 2021
Get the Paula Abdulmug. Es una persona muy inteligente,siempre encontrará soluciones y se las arreglará para lograr lo que se proponga, también es muy sencible y no muy sociable,pero los pocos amigos que tiene son los más leales,nunca lograrás engañarla por que siempre estará un paso adelante al tuyo, es hermosa,sencible,inteligente,lista y honesta ¡Nunca te mentira!
by Layol November 24, 2021
Get the Ana Paulamug. The act of melting butter between two partners having sex in the missionary position and then using the excess butter to fry bacon
by roggy197723 March 14, 2013
Get the Paula Deanmug. Gods on Earth and if any of you little fucks try to say anything bad about this you can go suck a cock and give a rimjob to a horny homeless man with several cases of STDs and probably has AIDs.
The most awesome religion ever.
The most awesome religion ever.
''Lets go pray to the De Paulas.''
by De Paula October 6, 2008
Get the De Paulamug. The act of putting on a sugary-sweet and polite persona to someone's face (or out in public), but being snide, catty, and mean when their back is turned.
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The fake friendliness and hospitality demonstrated (particularly in the American South/ Southeast) to total strangers, exemplified by "Southern hospitality".
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The fake friendliness and hospitality demonstrated (particularly in the American South/ Southeast) to total strangers, exemplified by "Southern hospitality".
"Watch out: my mother-in-law will be very charming when she offers you some of her sweet tea, but she's just Paula Deening and will start complaining about everything from your clothes to your accent just as soon as you're out of earshot."
by pluffdad January 10, 2013
Get the Paula Deeningmug. Something that looks like a woman but is really an alien who can't criticize somebody. Best known for her "oh-my-god-how-original-songs" like Opposites Attract which proves here she's not a normal human being because she wrote the song before knowing Simon Cowell.
by destroy AI please April 9, 2005
Get the paula abdulmug. A drunk. A one-hit wonder who has now stooped as low to become a judge on an overrated reality TV show.
by rockstar_64 May 10, 2008
Get the Paula Abdulmug.