Jason Patterson

A person who doesn't understand how Urban Dictionary works.

Don't you know that anyone can create a definition on the internet? Don't be such a Jason Patterson!

by Lirpa1579 May 6, 2024

jaxon patterson

Ambries bf. He loves ambrie more than anything.

Alissa: that Jaxon Patterson kid is cute
Everyone else: YOOO HE LOVE AMBRIE

by lmao.imfunny October 31, 2023

Les Patterson

An alcoholic who is a politician.

I just saw Les Patterson in his Volvo.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 28, 2019

Joseph Medill Patterson Masturbates In front On School Outside

Joseph Medill Patterson Masturbates In front On School Outside

Joseph Medill Patterson Masturbates In front On School Outside

by HernandezToRodriguezScapeGoat April 6, 2025

Patterson Challenge

when someone from the suburbs of northern jersey goes to patterson nj and screams n***ger at the residents whilst trying to escape the angry black men

“bruh we lit pu to p town to do the patterson challenge and almost got shot”

by Duckiedo January 21, 2024

Mackenzie Patterson

the best friend in the entire world. even talking to her for a few minutes makes your day better. she will talk to you about anything and whenever you get a message from her you can’t help but be happy.

who’s your best friend?

mackenzie patterson of course!!

by mackenzies bestie November 12, 2021

Serkan Patterson

The name of someone who made a new word to prank his friends

Serkan Patterson made a word in urBAN dictionary

by hfkdsguidaufsauojfiqw'p;dsas;f May 16, 2023