emma patterson

emma patterson knows she is in fact, a whore
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Ean Patterson

Ean Patterson is a king of greatness who lives in the jungle and will break your elbows if you disrespect him
Animal 1: look it’s Ean Patterson

Animal 2: we better run
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Liv patterson

a mean girl who loves control? oof
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Mrs patterson

Do i really need to explain? just the most beautiful woman alive. everyone loves her, especially someone named *Amelia* is extremely in love with her. meet one and you’ll instantly be in love
“you know that Mrs Patterson?” “
me, yes! i do she’s very nice and would light up your world if she walked into a room full of people”
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D'Mitri Patterson

Kind of short guy that got rejected 5 times and kinda sad life. Gets in trouble all the time. Bad man
D'mitri Patterson went up to selena and got rejected
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Eamon Patterson

A 6’2 buff man with a 8 meter defeater. He’ll pull any girl he sees
Omg is that Eamon Patterson?
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Eamon Patterson

Studies have shown that men named Eamon Patterson have the longest penis out of any other name
Omg you’re name is probably Eamon Patterson because of your skibidi rizz
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