Patterson Challenge

when someone from the suburbs of northern jersey goes to patterson nj and screams n***ger at the residents whilst trying to escape the angry black men

“bruh we lit pu to p town to do the patterson challenge and almost got shot”

by Duckiedo January 21, 2024

Ta'Liyah Patterson

she is the most smartest and kid person she might be shy at first but once you've been friends for a while you'll see her true funny and sarcastic side of course she doesn't know what she wants to do yet and feels alone but some day she will know she is only in 10th grade so she has some time if you have this girl in your life keep her close like you keep your phone during school.

if your know this girl Ta'Liyah Patterson say hey to her she feels lonely

by n0tt.Liy4hh August 20, 2025

taking a patterson

going number 2

Patterson taking a poop.

Man I just took the biggest Patterson today. I sat down on the toilet and boom. Had a bunch of dingy berries pop out like popcorn or a old car sputtering. Anyway I sat down and it was like that fish you see getting put into that cannon on the inter webs. Patterson all over the toilet and wall. I’ve even got some on my hands. I don’t think I’ll be able to finish writing this cause my fingers keep slipping off my phone while typing. Taking a Patterson means going number 2

by Taking a Patterson September 20, 2021

Quarter-Dome Patterson

A teacher who can’t make it up half dome but loves to talk about his trip there.

Quarter-dome Patterson is a great teacher!!

by ImaginationRocket January 14, 2021

Patterson

The chad. The GOAT. The absolute expert at removing pussies from your WoW guild.

Patterson: "This is honestly the first interaction I've had with you in three days."

by Wouldsuffice December 8, 2020

Noah Patterson

Noah Pattersons are usually very dirty and disgusting. They often growl unexpectedly, and like to burp a lot. They look like tall hobbits and like to shove their fingers up their arseholes

Girl: “omg! Did you see that Noah Patterson, it’s so disgusting!”

by Angelina Bhatti November 24, 2021

Lara Patterson

Secretly a vegan. A werewolf blending in amongst humans. Knows she'll be exposed if she eats an abnormal amount of meat, so she converted to veganism as a front. Years later, she can no longer stomach an ounce of meat.

Lara Patterson: Awoooooo!!

by kwehsticle September 27, 2025