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Leopards Eating People's Faces Party 

A political party of leopards that DEFINITELY won't eat your face ;)
Smart person: "Hey, have you heard of the 'Leopards Eating People's Faces Party?' They seem pretty cool!"
Neophyte: "I don't know, I'm pretty sure that they want to eat people's faces."
Smart person: "I don't see what you mean."
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Half past a monkey's ass, quarter to his balls 

3:45...I think? Who knows what this means really?
What time is it? Half past a monkey's ass, quarter to his balls.

party like it's 1999 

to party like there's no tomorrow. Live like today's your last. In the 1983 Prince hit "1999" he refers to "2000-0-0 party over, oops - out ot time" so tonight he "parties like it's 1999". This became a catch phrase in the American lexicon.
After the Pink Floyd concert we walked over to the campus strip, hit the bars and restaurants, drank like fish and generally we decided to party like it's 1999.

uncle's cat's birthday party 

an excuse that someone uses which is most likely a lie
John: Jack didn't show up for work today. Apparently he had to go to a family gathering or something.
Jake: sounds like his uncle's cat's birthday party to me.

party like it's 1999 

To celebrate in a wild and crazy manner. Implies that you have nothing to else to do but give yourself up to your raw emotions. Originates from the 1982 hit "1999" by singer/songwriter/composer/performer Prince.
"They say 2000-0-0 party over, oops, out of time,
so tonight I'm gonna party like it's 1999"
party like it's 1999 by DSing September 27, 2005

Party at Phil's

1. To smoke weed

2. A party at phil's house
1. Let's all party at phil's and get stoned

2. There is a party at Phil's
Party at Phil's by yourabf November 19, 2010

children's Leftist Party 

A small political group based on the principles of communism and socialism, sounds fine right? WRONG it's entirely ran by children, they want in literal children to have power in the world of politics.
Children's Leftist Party