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passport bastard

undocumented person who joins the military to get citizenship
i hate those marines at mcas miramar, bunch of passport bastards
by Jaggerbou January 8, 2024
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Passport hoe

Women that go to other countries to have sex with men. Might also screw underage boys because of age of consent laws in those countries are different. Female version of passport bro. May also stay in their own country to snag foreign men for green cards, but those men aren’t so much passport bro as they are just stupid and lonely.
“Hey stay away from that foreign woman over there, Hans, she’s just wanting your schnitzel cuz she’s a passport hoe.”
“How do you know, Heinrich?”
“Cause she got mine last night before she told me.”
by Stake Knife January 14, 2024
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Passport bro

Men who go to foreign countries to have sex with women and likely other men. Might do it with the underaged if consent laws are different or don’t exist in those countries. Male version of passport hoe. Might accidentally encounter a green card shark or a passport hoe if those women’s acting skills is convincing enough. Might also be living in their home country and whore themselves for green cards with a stupid, lonely rich woman over 30 who is a blown-out thot, has a house full of cats, and at least one divorce under her belt.
“I had a fun sleepover last night with a nice man from America and he promised to stay in touch with me after he left, but that phone number he gave me belongs to some woman in Romania. Oh no, I think he was a passport bro!”
by Stake Knife January 14, 2024
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Passport bro

Chads from the west, most likely the Uk or America who travel to mainly country’s in Asia and Europe to get away from modern women in the west in search of higher quality women who still retain self respect and traditional family and moral values instead of being bisexual, cheating, lying, charging they phone, eating hot chip and doing onlyfans as a form of “Work”
Barry is visiting Russia in search of a loyal wife who wants 5 kids a little cottage and a self sufficient farm with animals to keep and live of the land, he must be a passport bro
by HalStewart_2000 January 27, 2024
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Passport-seeking missile

Someone instigating a whirlwind romance and entering into marriage with a hapless victim for the express intent of gaining citizenship in the victim's country. Whereas a gold-digger needs to be in the same location as their victim, passport-seeking missiles can lock on to targets in the US from as far away as the APAC region via Internet dating.
Tyler: Wow, Kiki just divorced Norbert... they'd only been together a few years.
Conrad: Yeah... I tried to warn him but he didn't want to listen and married a passport-seeking missile!
by <LeIgHthaL> December 30, 2022
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NZ passport

Scaffolding licence in Australia. If you meet some scaffolders in Australia chances are they're kiwis.
'Hey bro you got your NZ passport yet?'
'Nah bro still just a labourer'
by Queefshart April 1, 2021
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Greek passport

To have a Greek passport is to be bisexual.
I like that girl but I thinks she’s gay”

“Nah dude your cool she’s got a Greek passport”
by Haralddanktooth August 30, 2022
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