pandersnatch

a stank hoe who hangs out at the Laundry mat and blows homeless midgets for three fifty

your mothers a pandersnatch

by cracker July 20, 2003

pander

1. To act as a go-between or liaison in sexual intrigues; function as a procurer.
This could be like a pimp or anyone who gets one party to have sexy feelings for another party who is already interested.

2. To cater to the lower tastes and desires of others or exploit their weaknesses: “He refused to pander to nostalgia and escapism”

Middle English Pandare, character who procured for Troilus the love of Cressida in Troilus and Creseyde, poem by Geoffrey Chaucer (ca. 1342–1400)

by suzy que February 28, 2005

padered

(Verb) To be given a written motion to present at a formal meeting that is read verbatim in order to forward a political agenda. However, that motion is self-incriminating or career ruining and was meant to forward a secret objective rather than to make you look like a hero.

Sarab gave me a resolution that would have limited tuition fee increases to predictable rates. But I got padered because when I presented it, everybody accused me of siding with the administration. I think I'll join the military now that my political career is over.

by politicionPader September 19, 2011

Padre Poppy

Someone who is both a Big Daddy and a Sugar Daddy

Man, that kid is such a Padre Poppy.

by CrazeWay February 6, 2018

Pacer

A low quality passenger train produced in the 80s cause British Rail broke

Is it a pacer?
Yes
THE PACER MADE ME SICK!!!

by Splat tim he does not July 26, 2020

The Pacer Test

A PE test that people hate even the athletes not much people can survive it epically when the lame music is playing and when the athletes laughter at you for falling on the 5th lap. I had to do it let's just say I was DONE for.

Gym Teacher: The pacer test is here kids

Literally Everyone: *dies*

by Blu • Berry • Boi March 21, 2019

the fitness gram pacer test

the gym teacher says those dreaded words "today we will have the pacer test" and the only kids who are happy are the really sporty kids, every other kid fucking hates this test.

"Today we will have the fitness gram pacer test."

"YAAY!"
"dude, what the fuck is wrong with you?"

by Naners420 August 24, 2020