Pump fat

When a fat woman wears high heels and the top of her foot pours out of the shoe

Man, her fat ass knows she shouldn't have worn those shoes. Look at all that pump fat (point to feet)

by johnathan gibbs November 24, 2003

Pump Your Tires

To compliment; to inflate someone's ego

Hey man, I'm not trying to pump your tires, but your performance tonight was amazing. Great job!

I'm not trying to pump my own tires or anything, but my homemade chocolate chip cookies are to die for!

by TirePump February 4, 2010

pump-job

When a female is too tired or not slutty enough to put out and instead closes her hand into the hand job position and allows the male to penetrate the hand by a pumping motion which simulates sex.

My friend Luke was hooking up with this girl but he had to do all the work because all she gave up was pump-jobs.

by Shuford August 6, 2014

pump yo brakes

1. Slow down before you miss an opportunity
2. Watch out before you say something you may regret

1. I told T 'pump yo brakes there go a gang of hotties over there.'

2. Dell "Boy, I'm about to put my foot in yo a$$! I'm going to beat you like you stloe something, whip you like yo mama should have when you was a kid!!"
Kev "Yo! You need to pump yo brakes before you find yo self in a hospital room."

by Delow January 18, 2006

pump full of lead

To overkill someone with a gun. To shoot way more than the required amount to kill.

I pumped him full of lead for not paying up.

by Will Groner July 29, 2005

pump and dump

Similar to a one night stand. One who purposely fornicates with another, while not intending to see them in the future. Like a conquest.

Chad: "Dude, I scored a hot piece of ass last night!"

Ken: "What, is she like your girlfriend now or something?"

Chad: "Naw man, it was just a pump and dump scenario. I've got a date with Buffy tonight."

by Angela Wallenbrock, MD November 23, 2007

pump clay

Vacate the bowels

I was pumping clay when the phone rang and when I got up to answer it my ass got all taffy.

by Big Steve September 4, 2003