Me: "I cast a spell on Sara with my pregnancy wand."
Friend: "What?"
Me: "I fucked her in the vagina."
Friend: "That's sick bro."
Friend: "What?"
Me: "I fucked her in the vagina."
Friend: "That's sick bro."
by ass violator 9000 July 15, 2017
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"dude wtf"
"its a sign of friendship forevs"
"o...k... thanks...man..LOL"
"dude wtf"
"its a sign of friendship forevs"
"o...k... thanks...man..LOL"
by aunderscorepregnanttriangle June 27, 2017
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by Mr. Reeder May 8, 2018
Get the Pregnancy Missile mug.After you shoved a gerbil up in the vaginer, if it lives for more than a week u shove a live kitten up there to catch it
by Johnathan dirtyslut January 5, 2017
Get the kitten pregnancy mug.When a woman gives oral sex to a man, resulting in him ejaculating into her mouth, she then holds it, spits it back into the man's mouth. He then proceeds to give oral sex to the woman pushing his spunk deep into her pussy with his tongue.
Later on, she is pregnant without P to V contact and thus resulting in an oral pregnancy.
Later on, she is pregnant without P to V contact and thus resulting in an oral pregnancy.
Gary: Hey I hope that Oral Pregnancy technique worked!
Harriet: Me too. We've been trying to get me pregnant for ages now, but your cock is too short.
Gary: Bit mean, but it's true.
Harriet: Me too. We've been trying to get me pregnant for ages now, but your cock is too short.
Gary: Bit mean, but it's true.
by MudderFukcer September 10, 2020
Get the Oral Pregnancy mug.Mathematical calculation to determine the time a female got knocked up. Most often used to narrow down possible biological fathers of the baby. (date expecting- 9).
Guy 1 and Guy 2 chatting:
Guy 1: "Hey, did you hear Jullie is gonna have a baby in March?"
Guy 2: (inwardly calculates pregnancy math.....)
Guy 2: "Naw, I didnt know that. But that ought to narrow down the possible dads to about a dozen guys she was with last July"
Guy 1: "Hey, did you hear Jullie is gonna have a baby in March?"
Guy 2: (inwardly calculates pregnancy math.....)
Guy 2: "Naw, I didnt know that. But that ought to narrow down the possible dads to about a dozen guys she was with last July"
by Mathguy July 7, 2012
Get the Pregnancy Math mug.When a woman is pregnant the hormones reading through her body make her boobs much bigger this is natures way of making the woman easier to be around while she is hormonal.
by Scburt December 27, 2020
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