Pootis Pow

A special skill of advanced TF2 hoovies where they first of all equip either the Stock, Saxxy, Apoco-fists or Holiday punch, taunt, and quickly say the "put dispenser here" voice-line. This gives the effect of, if done right, saying "Pootis Pow"

Hoovy: *pretends hand is gun* pootis POW haha!

by Bottt_urban April 14, 2021

pootis party

A group of random friendly heavies in Team Fortress 2 who yell pootis while crouching.

Guy A: Dude, yesterday i went and crashed a pootis party!
Guy B:That was my pootis party you dingus

by Le Canadian Grammar Nazi February 26, 2015

Pootie shickle

It's a sensation of a fart going into your vagina so you have to move to get it out.

A: What happened?
B: I just had a pootie shickle.

by gaybija October 07, 2019

doodie pootie

When a woman wipes her ass from back to front.DIRTY GIRL.

I was wiping my doodie pootie and and got shit on it. Doodie Pootie

by crickety April 06, 2010

Pooty Crumz

The brown particles left behind after a massive fart.

Morgana: "Woah! Did you smell that?"
Mama: "Girl, you better check yourself. I think you blew out some pooty crumz with that one!"

by mamadoody May 21, 2013

pooty up

Pooty is like your life force, your state of mind, chi and your general well-being. Your Pooty can be up, it can be down, it can be in-between. You can be a Pooty lifter by elevating the mood and feelings (pooties) of folks around you.

Man, you're really strugglin' today.. let me take you out for food and drinks and get your Pooty up!

I can tell you're down in the dumps today, I'm gonna fan that Pooty flame.

I see that you are feeling low, I'm here to help you fluff your Pooty.

by Margie at Largie December 29, 2021

Pootie Sauce

(n.) The wetness that a pussy produces during intercourse.

Damn girl, My dick is dripping with your pootie sauce.

by Bonk Treat July 10, 2010