Write a Paper

Code word for masturbation for college students. Usually an excuse to stay in your room undisturbed for long periods of time.

I gotta go write a paper, see you in a couple hours.

by South Hall February 20, 2009

paper hanger

a person who makes a profession of passing worthless or fraudulent checks.

joey used to be a paper hanger but now he's a convict.

by padlok February 4, 2009

Fap papers

Playboy or adult magazines.

This will be your room.

Underneath the bed, you'll find some fap papers.

by Fukaface! September 9, 2020

paper mario

A game that I will never get bored of, for some reason, the best game that was ever for N64.

I have beaten paper mario four times :(

by Schnauzer May 2, 2005

Wham Bam Slamalam Federalist Papers Signing Jam

According to television host Stephen Colbert, Alexander Hamilton's signature dunk during his youth on what would become the U. S. Virgin Islands. Colbert implies that Hamilton's execution of this dunk over Aaron Burr led to the famous duel which cost Hamilton his life.

The Wham Bam Slamalam Federalist Papers Signing Jam was
the most unstoppable move in the OTCBA (Original Thirteen Colonies Basketball Association)

by Bizzle fo Shizzle June 5, 2006

Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock

Scissors cuts paper; Paper covers rock; Rock crushes lizard; Lizard poisons Spock; Spock smashes scissors; Scissors decapitates lizard; Lizard eats paper; Paper disproves Spock; Spock vaporizes rock; And as it always has- Rock crushes scissors.

During a demanding game of Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock, Arnold snarled, "DAMN IT! Somebody is going to have to choose something other than Spock for this to work!"

by thesquidge July 19, 2009

toilet paper

Primarily used to wipe someone's immediate sphincter area. Nowadays used to wipe various unwanted liquid or viscid substances.
Also, like all varieties of paper, one can write stories on.

1. Use the toiletpaper this time son. You smell bad.

2. Oh my God, I've run out of paper and I will lose my train of thought. I better use some toiletpaper.

by toiletpaperstories August 12, 2005