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A very stupid, racist, homophobe. he calls everyone a monkey and constantly says the n word even though he’s white
B: oh no here comes Parker
J: oh jeez he’s racist
Parker by reeeeeeeeeeeeeboi February 20, 2022
A man who tends to have a "horse" related phase, due to his abnormally sized schlong and huge physique, which often leads him to identify as one. A Parker has a heart of gold and isn't afraid to show you his horse mask he keeps in his garage. If you love horses and mahoosive Willie's, this man is perfect for you.
Person 1: Whos that idiot with the horse mask and the huge package?
Person 2: Thats just my mate Parker, I swear thats a snake down there, did you know he loves horses?
Parker by DigBickSteven June 20, 2022
A fucking cancerous person who literally fucks your day right in the ass.
WOW !that kid is a fucking parker , always being annoying and shit.
Parker by Linksor September 23, 2016
A fucking greedy, annoying, dumb ass bitch who’s life has no significance
Bruh I fucking hate Parker isn’t she such a fucking greedy ass prick
Parker by Katana gang January 21, 2019
Boy that Parker sure has a goofy name
Parker by Ohdale July 15, 2017