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blue ornaments

Basically its the same thing as blue balls except more festive.
Guy 1:Dude Becky left me with blue ornaments

Guy2: Isn't that the same thing as blue balls but festive?

Guy1: Yessir
by Alec Buchanan November 24, 2020
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chin ornaments

Noun

A playful and somewhat risqué term referring to a man's testicles when they are positioned near someone's chin, often during certain intimate activities. Also used humorously to describe any accidental or surprising chin-to-testicle encounter.
As their romantic evening went on, Sarah couldn’t stop laughing when Jake’s chin ornaments dangled near her chin, making her feel like she was in a dirty game of “Pin the Tail on the Donkey.”

Those funny jewels that hang under a guy’s belt can end up near someone’s chin in a weird moment, like when Amber was so into her Fortnite game that she headbutted her teammate’s crotch, getting a face full of chin ornaments and making everyone laugh hysterically.

Those chin ornaments look so festive, I almost put tinsel on them for Christmas, turning a cheeky moment into a raunchy holiday comedy.

During a slip-and-slide fail, Tom slid right into Joe’s chin ornaments, making everyone laugh like crazy at the ballsy collision.
by Chin-Chins July 5, 2024
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chin ornaments

A playful and endearing term for a man's testicles, specifically when they rest against a partner's chin during an enthusiastic deep throat session. This often happens when the partner is fully immersed, bringing the testicles into an unexpected but intimate cameo.
I'm sucking away, and suddenly his chin ornaments start playing chin-tag with me, and I'm like, "Whoa, slow down, little dudes! Amber's trying to deep throat here, not host a ball-bash on her chin!
by Chin-Chins July 6, 2024
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: A Psychosomatic Xylephone Inserting Pears In Horoscope-Based Ornaments To Destroy Döppelganger (Xiphoid): The First Juvenile Release
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025
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Ornamenipples

(noun) portmanteau of ornaments and nipples.

Festive nipple decorations worn by the most burliest of men for the holidays. The glitterier and sparkliest the better.
Wow Brian and Art’s ornamenipples are the biggest and the shiniest this year.
by Howeveryournamego December 17, 2020
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ornamenipples

(n) portmanteu of ornament and nipples

festive ornaments usually worn by men during the holidays around, on, or over the nipples. examples of usage include candy canes that appear to be hung from erect male nipples, or holiday ornaments taped on to create a festive and jolly mood.
Wow, I can't believe how big and shiny Art and Brian's ornamenipples are this year. I think I'll step it up next year.
by Howeveryournamego December 17, 2020
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