Optical Penetration

When a girl has a fake eye, you remove said eye and insert penis into socket.

I performed optical penetration on Mike's girlfriend last night.

by Crazyassgangster August 21, 2008

Option 3

Choosing to be high and drunk at the same time instead of just one of the two. (option 1 being drunk and option 2 being high; 1+2=3!)

Person A: Good evening gentlemen, tonight would you rather get drunk as shit or high as fuck?
Person B: We should Option 3 and do both!
Person C: Option 3 or you're a pussy!

by Broseidon February 25, 2009

Optimist

A Buffalo Bills fan in August

Optimist Bills fan, 1998: "The bills are going all the way this year! We've got Doug Flutie!"

by billydbones August 18, 2012

optics

What something will look like to the outside world; the perception a public relations person would have on something. First seen (at least by me) in article by Equity Private on finance blog dealbreaker

CEO of Bank: We definitely should have all of our best mortgage brokers to Vegas for the week just like we've done for the last ten years.

PR Flack - yes, but consider the optics.

by Chebyshev February 7, 2009

Optimist Prime

Someone who always looks on the brightside in even the most depressing situation.

Klein thanked God he at least had most of his leg. He is such an optimist prime.

by Optimist Prime May 15, 2007

peach optimo

Best blunt flavor and brand.

grape or peach optimo? are you joking?

by kayosfie December 8, 2007

Optical Rectalitis

Where your head is so far up your ass you have a shitty outlook on life.

With his recent string of bad luck, Richard suffers from an acute case of Optical Rectalitis.

by awesumwordster January 25, 2012