Newtonville Ontario

a miniscule town in the middle of absolutely nowhere, about an hour east of Toronto. The best think in town was the corner convineance store, until it burnt down.

i was once driving for a long time, then I ended up in Newtonville Ontario

by av8tor718 October 14, 2011

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northern ontario

The large, Northern section of the Canadian Province of Ontario. It has so much space and yet most of it is either unused or occupied by the occasional ice fisher or snowmobiler. Oh yeah, it’s cold as fuck too. Want your toes to freeze in October? Come to Northern Ontario. We got lots of room. It’s dark for about six months of the year but the government pays you to live here so why the hell not. Not much goes on here so bring all the books you’ve ever wanted to read.

I was up in Northern Ontario to see my folks and I nearly got clipped by a fackin snowmobile while hackin a dart!

by Friendly Neighborhood Hoser February 8, 2018

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Minden Ontario

minden is a small town in minden Ontario, best known for its excessive use of heroin. It’s also very sexual and overrun by crack addicted teens. Overall it’s a very shitty place

-where you live bro?
-Minden Ontario

-oh damn that’s shitty

by Kuntykennie January 15, 2019

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Burford Ontario

A small town filled with Hicks, The only income is godfathers pizza. There are more tobacco fields then successful businesses. If your from Burford, you own a Pickup truck and a Tractor.

You drive a tractor, Are you from Burford Ontario?

by D Pott January 8, 2020

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