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one hand man

Its a man who has one hand
by brendon saville April 21, 2018
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One handed warrior

When someone masturbates / a very active masturbate-er
I saw Phil the other day in his closet pulling a one handed warrior to your sister.
by that other OTHER guy September 1, 2015
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one handed jousting

One handed jousting is the solo act of a male human self-pleasuring though the act of masturbation.
"Bet you were one handed jousting that image of Tanya last night."
by Farfox5 November 7, 2014
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One-hand tuck

Similar to the penis tuck. The swift tuck you do with your left (or non-dominant hand, leaving dominant hand to shake hands) when you're in public, standing up and have a visible erection.

Typically, thumb (under clothes) at the base of the erect penis and fingers at the head of the penis (over clothes). Then, push wrist down and fingers up. This results in the penis being tucked under the elastic strap of briefs or any such equivalent.

When done in one swift movement (that takes years to master) it appears that you are simply adjusting your pants/getting comfortable/scratching. This can be embarrassing but is better than the visibly erect alternative.
Co-worker: "Have you seen the bosses new secretary? She's fucking hot."

Me: "Yeah. When bossman went to introduce us I got so hard I had to perform the one-hand tuck."
by OstracizedElite May 23, 2015
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one handed twister

Jerking off preferably in a twisting motion
He was giving himself a one handed twister in the bathroom
by frankiepolymath March 8, 2015
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one-handed tumble

Using one hand to scroll through pornography on Tumblr while using the other hand to manually stimulate the genitals.
The One-Handed Tumble is my favorite way to unwind before bedtime.
by TastyManBeef November 9, 2017
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One hand covering half of the face in photos

This shows that you are homosexual. Many people will take pictures/selfies like that to show signs of homosexuality
*Takes selfie with one hand covering half of there face*
Friend: hey man why you always use one hand covering half of the face in photos
Them: oh becuase I am homosexual and part of the lgbtq+ and I just show my love for the lgbt community as I am part of it.
Friend: um- ok
by Symlover36 August 3, 2022
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