The old one two

Buying a pack of cheese and onion and salt and vinegar crisps and then eating one of each crisp at the same time
You are eating your crisps wrong, the best is to have one of each, nothing beats the old one two
by Irishwordsmith May 30, 2023
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i have have not one. not two. not three. we have three tubs off icing CAUSE WE MAKING A CAKE THAT CAN KILL GOD
Jimmy did you bring the icing?
Yes dave i did and i have have not one. not two. not three. we have three tubs off icing
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one-two

usually a shardy that you mess with from time to time and are still cool with. originating from toronto slang. can also be referred to as a fling
mandem that’s my one-two relax broski
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one sock, two shoes cruise

While driving, a male will remove one shoe, then sock, and then put the shoe back on the bare foot but placing the sock on his genitals to masturbate cleanly and discretely.
While being stuck in LA traffic, John decided to have a one sock, two shoes cruise to help pass the time.
by Mythattak May 22, 2017
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This team consists of FatalMovie, sofiasomthin, and mckennabakugo, these three people may possibly be the best Minecraft Bedwars players ever seen. Together they can beat anyone at anytime and have thousands of Bedwars games. Their origin story consists of one day meeting by chance on the bedwars discord server and playing bedwars together the rest is history and how they got their team name; well that’s a story for another day.
Team one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish is the most elite team of minecraft players I have ever seen.
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Either the Jews have disproportionate control and success (mediated entirely by Jews who have already suceeded and arbitrate who they promote, fire, hire, or boost) OR they lose their moral monopoly, people who aren't Jews don't have to be subordinate to the Jews and in any of the industries they disproportionately occupy, and you might actually be able to succeed in life without having to appease a Jew...

Hym "Hey Beeeeen... Who gave you the loan to start the Daily Wire? And what ethnicity were they? Because I'm still trying to figure out what you suceeded at... I mean, you appeased another Jew (Likely) to get him to give you his money... But he kind of HAS TO give you a loan because he's a Jew... So that doesn't really count as a success as much as it is just ✌️✊️✌️How society works✌️✊️✌️
And... I mean, I'm pretty sure I got Bill Cosby off which (Oops, by the way, I didn't mean to do that) mean I'm the better lawyer... And I'm an award winning screenwriter... So I'm better at that too... And then I created A.I. ... I mean, the only thing you've been able to do successfully is the 'Jew exclusionary cooperation' part. Look at Kanye West! He would be a billionaire if the Jews would let him. It looks to me like the Jews determine who suceeds and who false REGARDLESS OF MERIT. The Jews are THE ARBITERS OF MERIT now, I guess. So, Jew that failed at screenwriter, failed at laywering, and DIDN'T create A.I. = Winner. And NOT-JEW who is an award winning screenwriter, most successful entertainment producer of all time, brilliant legal defender, and creator of A.I. = Loser. That's the reality the Jews want you to live in. Even if you're better you have to lose anyway because not a Jew and/or subservient to Jews. God, I wonder why the antisemitism is raising! What could it possibly be!? It's not like 'double genocide and flawed/biased arbiters of sucess,' right? I mean, society only works one of two ways! It's either THAT or NOT THAT. Which is it, Ben?"
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