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Tour Guide

Hooking up with someone's out of town guest.
"I brought that cute little blonde from Georgia back to my place and spent the night playing tour guide."
by J-Win April 21, 2006
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Redlands Tour

To ride around the UOR campus with a joint or blunt, (usually Green Crack or GDP) enjoying the beautiful weather, campus grounds, and avoiding P-Safe.
Evan A-Town: I got a quarter of Green Crack for 60, from my boy that lives with Mac!

Alex (The Boss): Damnn.. You & me both A-Town! I got the O of shake of GDP for 80.

............. Puff .................. Puff ................. Redlands Tour
by Cal Hall 09/10 August 4, 2010
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Warped Tour

only the best concert ever
5 stages, 8 hours

All-American Rejects, Taking back Sunday, The Used, Rufio, Simple Plan, AFI, Sum 41...
by Anonymous May 30, 2003
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tour whore

1. A female working on a touring show who seems to have no real stage or production skills. Usually does menial tasks and does little manual labor. Really gets paid to have relations with the male members of the show's crew.

2. A term used to call a female stageworker's skills into question. An insult directed at females on stage.
1. She was never good enough to work big shows when she was trying, but now that she's a tour whore she just stays on the bus and is in demand!

2. When she couldn't figure out how to tie a clove hitch, I called her a tour whore.
by his equestrian majesty July 24, 2006
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tour hot

A phenomenon in which a chick that you would normally find unattractive actually becomes attractive in your eyes after being on the road (usually in a band) for an extended period of time and not getting any snatch.
Scottie-"hey bra are you really gonna hit that shit!?"

Chris-"dude I haven't gotten any snatch since Chicago, and this chick is tour hot, so fuck it"

Scottie-"ahh good point! I'm gonna go talk to that bow legged girl'
by champ pain March 6, 2010
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Farewell Tour

When a band is too lazy to make anything new so they need to call every tour a "Farewell Tour" so fans pay to see them lip-sync their top 10 songs with Little guest stars like Lil Wayne and Arianna Grande doing guest vocals as well as Skillet adding dubstep and opening acts like Hellyeah and Five Finger Death Shits.
"Yo I got my Kiss Farewell Tour tickets for $300 this year!"
" Aw Shiet, I'll wear my shirt from last years Farewell Tour!"
by Grand_Womp November 9, 2019
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Tour tenders

The sound guy is putting a couple of tour tenders in the bus for after the show.
by Redurban80 May 24, 2020
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