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Hungarian Oil Change

The man ejaculates his load into he/she’s mouth and sucks it back out into a turkey baster. Injecting the semen back into the man’s ass and sealing it with a buttplug.
ex. “Dude this girl gave me a Hungarian Oil Change in Bangkok, Thailand!” “No way bro!”
by Anonymous.Persons July 17, 2025
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Polish oil change

When a woman shits on the floor in front of you while you crank one out simultaneously while also taking a shit in the toilet.
I asked that bitch for a blumpkin but all I got was a polish oil change instead.
by Drink daddy cumalot July 27, 2025
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Oil Change

When you decided to eat something knowing it will cause you to be unwell and need the loo, thus changing your systems oil.
I ate chicken wings knowing they would force an oil change.
by Rev Benn September 4, 2025
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The Mickey Mouse Oil Change

A sex act where one person dons mouse ears, suspenders, and large white gloves and uses a slinky to gape another's rectum open, spilling out the contents. When emptied, a funnel is inserted and filled with a mixture of vinegar and feces
"Phil's grandma is a freak in bed! Last night she gave me The Mickey Mouse Oil Change"
by PhatSphoincter September 26, 2025
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Orange County Oil Change

The act of reaching your hand into the anus if an Orange County Resident, pulling out a log, whilst the Orange Counry Resident performs the same action on you. After you have both retrieved the dookie, both participants must then exchange their feces by placing the poop of the other participant into their own anal cavity
Gert: Yo, I gave Lafawnduh an Orange County Oil Change yesterday behind the TGI Fridays
Michael: Could you do that to me gang
Gert: Of course my cracker
by Fooligan Dictionary October 16, 2025
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Bellevue Oil Change

When you're banging a girl with a trachea hole and cum with your cock inside of the hole, causing your cum to go directly into her mouth. She then swallows your kids with your member still politely rested within her esophagus, resulting in the semen landing on your ding dong. You them pull your cum coated cock out from her trachea hole and into her gaping mouth. She then sucks off the goop on your peen and swallows it once again, this time with her stomach as the final resting place of your potential children.
"I fucking love morbidly obese bitches with medical problems so that I can give them a good ol' Bellevue Oil Change. Smokers aren't so great for an Oil Change though, it's kinda like rubbing sandpaper on your dick."
by Scrubl0rdXD June 17, 2023
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Oil Change

When two gay guys are having sex in doggy style, and the guy receiving cums before the guy doing the thrusting cums inside the first guys ass.
"I heard Ethan and Aaron did an oil change this weekend."
"Neither of them have a car though... oh wait."
by AGuyWhoHatesAaron April 11, 2025
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