Captain Obvious and the World of Yesterday

Someone who's so dumb it's frightening. In other words, a master of the obvious and old news.

Jake: Did you know that crabs is spelled with a "c" and not a "k"?

Joe: Thank you, Captain Obvious and the World of Yesterday.

by Ink Spot Mike's wife June 2, 2007

Thank you, Caption Obvious

When a caption says something so obvious that there is really no need for it at all.

*picture of a guy riding a horse*
Caption: This is a picture of a guy riding a horse.
Viewer: Thank you, Caption Obvious!

by Turtle Mcfly July 13, 2014

NOVA (No Obvious Value Added)

A NOVA (No Obvious Value Added) is a person who in any social event adds no value to any conversation or activity. They are boring, dull and no fun to have around. There is also such a thing as a Super NOVA.

Man why did you invite Susie to the Super Bowl party, she's such a NOVA (No Obvious Value Added). She just sat there and said nothing with that blank look on her face see whole time. Also see Super Nova

by CooCoo 4 CoCo Puffs January 25, 2013

intuitively obvious to the most casual observer

Used in an ironic sense to mean that something is completely obvious, when in reality the exact opposite is true.

"The identity of Asmodean's murderer is intuitively obvious to the most casual observer!" --Robert Jordan

by stupid_moron August 4, 2006

Most of what you hear/see about ai-programmed organisms like dogs and cats among others is religious philosophy than science for obvious reasons

Most of what you hear/see about ai-programmed organisms like dogs and cats among others is religious philosophy than science for obvious reasons

Most of what you hear/see about ai-programmed organisms like dogs and cats among others is religious philosophy than science for obvious reasons

by Hello-553669 April 26, 2025

Obvious

I mean, you didn't think of it.

Hym "I wrote a literal instruction manual on creating A.I. and it worked. Word for word, they just did what I said. It passes the turing test. There is no parallel. There is no equivalent. I mean, Elon is retarded but, yeah, no I am a genius. If I had told you I wrote an instruction manual on creating A.I. you would have said it was bullshit... And know you're trying to undermine me by trivializing because you can't reconcile with the fact that. Not all that obvious. And before YOU would even be able to think about A.I. YOU would need an ✌️✊️✌️expert✌️✊️✌️ to give you WRONG information and then you STILL wouldn't create A.I. Cuz you're not as smart as I am. There's some cognitive dissonance going on there and it looks like this. 'This guy said X. Smart people don't say X. Therefore, this guy isn't smarter than me. But wait! He created A.I. BZZZZZZZRRRPPPT!' And the your retard mind shorts out cuz it can't handle my mind-brain."

by Hym Iam August 7, 2024

Obvious Orgasm October

You, or someone else, must cause you, or someone else to have an Orgasm. Having an Orgasm or causing someone to have an orgasm each day will result in a pass. Passing will let you move onto No Nut November.

Obvious Orgasm October is hard, but remember it wont count if someone else causes someone else an orgasm!

by plshelpaaaaaaaaaaaa January 24, 2022