Oxford And

Much like the Oxford comma, the oxford and is where you use too many "ands" in a sentence.

An example of the Oxford And. Much like the golden brown of her waffles and chicken and cobbler.

by OxfordDan September 3, 2014

mr harris of the oxford university

what a lad

mr harris of the oxford university is a legend

by skyeeagle17 March 4, 2019

oxford

rhyming slang = oxford and cambridge = boat race = face

I spotted her from across the room, she had an oxford like a bag of smashed crabs!

by boonrany July 30, 2008

Oxford

The alternative to going to Cambridge.

If Oxford university students consider Cambridge to be 'the other place' then Oxford is the original choice.

Cambridge is Anal sex therefore Oxford is good old fashioned up the cunt sex.

"Yeah, he totally went to Cambridge without asking me"
"Really, what did you think?"
"It was ok, I much prefer Oxford though"

by lethalandyoung May 16, 2009

Retarded Oxford

When you have to sit there and listen to two idiots (or young kids) having a debate over the stupidest fucking thing.

I am not going to the bar with those two idiots any more. I felt like a moderator at Retarded Oxford.

by YpYp October 27, 2010

offord

A moronic typo made by people who cannot spell afford.

Ferdinand: Did you look up Pixy Stix?

Alexander: Yup, it said "a sugery powder inside a paper tube. for people who can't offord crack."

by G. Rammar N. Azi December 14, 2012

oxford street

1. the street where people go to be seen and feel like they're splurging lotsa GBP's when the fact is that they're there because that's about the only place everyone in Europe will surely know of once in London ie a meeting point/ reference point
2. the street where LONDON's huge student population throngs when there's a sale
3. the street where Topshop is

usage1:
Huseyn’s meeting his friend from Australia,.
Azrieal: omfg. I’m lost.
Huseyn: where r u now?
Azrieal: there’s lotsa people around here. They look like they’re buying everything from all the stores. They got em bags from primark yeah
Huseyn: see you there (implicitly understood as Ox Street)

usage 2:
Mc: hey how was ur boxing day?
Uzz: the selfridges yeah on Oxford street yeah, it was f-ing full...
mc: well its boxing day
Uzz: but i was not ready to battle with them Arabian wives of some Dubai oil-syekh yeah....
mc: ur rite. during sale, Oxford Street is for students

usage 3:
American fashionista: oh my god!like totally cool like topshop's in soHo...
British design student: well, i'm sick of it. now i'm doing Muji and Uniqlo

by imthatchickulike May 4, 2009