Tour Guide

Hooking up with someone's out of town guest.

"I brought that cute little blonde from Georgia back to my place and spent the night playing tour guide."

by J-Win April 21, 2006

Redlands Tour

To ride around the UOR campus with a joint or blunt, (usually Green Crack or GDP) enjoying the beautiful weather, campus grounds, and avoiding P-Safe.

Evan A-Town: I got a quarter of Green Crack for 60, from my boy that lives with Mac!

Alex (The Boss): Damnn.. You & me both A-Town! I got the O of shake of GDP for 80.

............. Puff .................. Puff ................. Redlands Tour

by Cal Hall 09/10 August 4, 2010

Warped Tour

only the best concert ever
5 stages, 8 hours

All-American Rejects, Taking back Sunday, The Used, Rufio, Simple Plan, AFI, Sum 41...

by Anonymous May 30, 2003

tour whore

1. A female working on a touring show who seems to have no real stage or production skills. Usually does menial tasks and does little manual labor. Really gets paid to have relations with the male members of the show's crew.

2. A term used to call a female stageworker's skills into question. An insult directed at females on stage.

1. She was never good enough to work big shows when she was trying, but now that she's a tour whore she just stays on the bus and is in demand!

2. When she couldn't figure out how to tie a clove hitch, I called her a tour whore.

by his equestrian majesty July 24, 2006

Hand Tour

The act of feeling around for something, usually sexual in nature.

She made Nelson happy with a hand tour.

by Willycom May 4, 2009

Tour Buddy

A person you trust who is also on A hallucinogen at a concert whom you've made a pact with to not abandon each other.

A person who looks out for you.

I'm glad my tour buddy talked me off of that ledge I was standing on.

by Ohio Guy February 1, 2014

Coronavirus Tour

College kids traveling around the country with $20 flights knowing that coronavirus for their demographic just means the sniffles so they aren’t risking much. Online college courses mean that they can study from anywhere

For our next stop on the Coronavirus Tour, let’s mob Florida or maybe Rhinebeck

by chxndler March 14, 2020