doing numbers

When a tweet starts gaining traction & popularity. Usually with many retweets and favs/likes.

Damn, your tweet is doing numbers bruh!
I know man, I had to turn my phone notifications off.

by golfboys September 3, 2016

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fuck by the numbers

A mathematical way to have sexual intercourse.

He: Honey, what hole are you looking to have filled?

She: I’m so horny … try ‘em all. Let's fuck by the numbers.

He: OK, I think I will go around the horn. I’ll start with numero uno (mouth), proceed to #2 (pussy), then finish in #3 (ass).

<Fuck cycle can be a continuous loop, or can be mixed up a little … going, for example … 3,2,1 or 3,1,2 or 2,3,1, or 2,1,3 or 1,3,2. The introduction of both nostrils … holes 4 and 5, can be added to spice things up a bit.>

by Ginny P. December 17, 2011

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matching numbers

When an american collectors car has the original engine, frame and gearbox. All stamped serial numers match.

Heard a Hemi Cuda was sold at Scottsdale for 1 million. But it was matching numbers.

by Leif Persson February 15, 2006

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The Numbers

A mysterious sequence of numbers that keeps appearing, either in fully or individually, on the American hit TV drama Lost. The sequence is 4-8-15-16-23-42.

"Wait, that metronome has '108' on it! Isn't that the sum of the Numbers?"

by Shay Guy October 23, 2006

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Complex numbers

A euphemism for fake breasts used during conversations in which the subject or subject's friends may be able to hear what is being said.

Derived from mathematics where complex numbers are those that are not real (like the breasts.)

Holy shit check out those complex numbers!

by qukkie August 6, 2008

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