by Arty & Tommy January 25, 2004
Get the Edward and Kenneth Nortonmug. by LikeMyDecks? January 9, 2011
Get the Silly Bob Nortonmug. 1. Noun: A gigantic book used by evil schools that force innocent high school kids to the death by the 2,930 pages of extremely small print, extremely long paragraphs, and extremely boring entries from authors ranging from Ralph Waldo Emerson to Anne Sexton (who ever the hell they are). Can also be called satan or the devil.
Phil: Shit dude, I have to read Young Goodman Brown by Nathaniel Hawthorne.
Alex: What the hell is that?
Phil: Some bullshit Romantic story in the Norton Anthology of American Literature.
Alex: Whats that?
Phil: Oh, its just Satan's brother.
Alex: What the hell is that?
Phil: Some bullshit Romantic story in the Norton Anthology of American Literature.
Alex: Whats that?
Phil: Oh, its just Satan's brother.
by AnOffshorePrawn January 4, 2008
Get the The Norton Anthology of American Literaturemug. the worst school in the uk, full of racist teachers and bullying kids.
If you want your child to end up killing themselves, this is the school for you!
If you want your child to end up killing themselves, this is the school for you!
by maddieladdie October 29, 2020
Get the Kings Norton Boys Schoolmug. When you have sex with a women who has passed out, most likey due to severe inebreation. This does not include an instance where date rape drugs where used, only from the women's lack of self control. The Cal Norton pertains to a woman who has suggested sex only to pass out, as well as when a women passes out during sex and you decide the job is worth finishing.
For those who enjoy the occassional Cal Norton Jr., an excellent method is to nudge your hubby as she sleeps while suggesting sex. She may respond with a delerious grunt/sigh of apporoval. Congradulations, time for a Cal Norton Jr.
The Cal Norton Jr. is a complex and delicate interation, demonstrating the true passion between only the most intimate of lovers.
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For those who enjoy the occassional Cal Norton Jr., an excellent method is to nudge your hubby as she sleeps while suggesting sex. She may respond with a delerious grunt/sigh of apporoval. Congradulations, time for a Cal Norton Jr.
The Cal Norton Jr. is a complex and delicate interation, demonstrating the true passion between only the most intimate of lovers.
origin-NASCAR Country
Woman: (Cries of extacy as you pound her, savagley)
Man: Grunts of manly delight
Woman: ZZZZZZZZ
Man: Hmmm, what the hell? (He decides to resume the smash fest)
This is a classic example of the always enjoyable and unbelievably classy, Cal Norton Jr. (Talladega Nights). Yea Boi!
Man: Grunts of manly delight
Woman: ZZZZZZZZ
Man: Hmmm, what the hell? (He decides to resume the smash fest)
This is a classic example of the always enjoyable and unbelievably classy, Cal Norton Jr. (Talladega Nights). Yea Boi!
by CavemanBossDoot July 7, 2011
Get the Cal Norton Jr. (Talladega Nights)mug. Person 1: Bruh that guy is definitely Edward Norton.
Person 2: Yeah he's got them glasses and looks like a total nerd.
Person 2: Yeah he's got them glasses and looks like a total nerd.
by Geographicator October 13, 2022
Get the Edward Nortonmug. Norton High School-
A small town in Massachusetts who thinks it’s elite and outstanding and very known. When realistically, most people in mass have never heard of it, and if they have it’s known as snortin norton. That’s because of the kids in this high school who do blow and pop pcp just about everywhere or anywhere they get the chance. The girls here all mess with taken guys and use their pussies as a personality trait. The guys here use their one inch pinch as a personality trait and beg girls for pics and lie and say they had sex with girls who want nothing to do with them. This high school also had an “ Eiffel tower” book about girls who had a 3 way with guys who don’t wash their chodes. This high school also gets drunk at pride rock and vape like their life depends on it. This school sucks at football. This school is a joke.
A small town in Massachusetts who thinks it’s elite and outstanding and very known. When realistically, most people in mass have never heard of it, and if they have it’s known as snortin norton. That’s because of the kids in this high school who do blow and pop pcp just about everywhere or anywhere they get the chance. The girls here all mess with taken guys and use their pussies as a personality trait. The guys here use their one inch pinch as a personality trait and beg girls for pics and lie and say they had sex with girls who want nothing to do with them. This high school also had an “ Eiffel tower” book about girls who had a 3 way with guys who don’t wash their chodes. This high school also gets drunk at pride rock and vape like their life depends on it. This school sucks at football. This school is a joke.
by yourfavebitchfromtheablock October 7, 2022
Get the Norton High Schoolmug.