Single wiper

When you pinch off a fat log and it only takes one wipe to clean up.

Friend: Dude that was a quick trip to the bathroom.

Me: yeah it was a single wiper.

by Angry Steve January 10, 2017

One wiper

A poo that only requires you to wipe once.

“I just had a one wiper”

by Bdbsbsb February 24, 2022

Fan Wiper

Fan Wiper (n.): used as an insult; allergens and dust particles get caught within the blades of the fan. If you are a person who suffers from allergies, you understand how unpleasant these particles can be. now as a fan wiper, you have the duties of collecting the dust and therefor getting stuck with it yourself while the fan gets to enjoy the bliss of being clean and dust free.

You are a fan wiper.
So is my friend.

by Pop Fizz May 5, 2008

hymen wiper

cherry eater; the swifter upper for the down lipper

" Her dirty diaper called for a reinforced piper hymen wiper. "

by aanniigg November 12, 2011

Windshield Wiper

A signature dance move to be performed at any and every occasion where a dance floor is made available (i.e. weddings, brisks, funerals, etc). The hands are put up and waved back and forth similar to windshield wipers.

Dude! Dynamite just came on the radio! Do the windshield wiper!

Awww man! Look at that hot chick by the wedding cake doing the windshield wiper.

by a-baby, kezzurp, s-money October 13, 2010

Self Wiper

When wiping your behind and upon inspecting the paper it is clean. Usually accompanied with a Phantom Poo

just been to the office, was a Self Wiper, less admin.

by skeggs1664 August 15, 2010

forward wiper

1. a stupid person or a person who makes bad decisions, especially a girl

2. a girl who smells particularly bad for not apparent reason

Jaznisha, why do you keep trying to hook all my friends? You're such a forward wiper!

by Unhookable January 17, 2009