The worst channel ever next to Disney Channel. The last time I watched Nick, they had gay ass shows like Rugrats, Spongebob, and Invader Zim. It's probably even worse today.
Nickelodeon? More like Gayalodeon
by Redumblox August 13, 2017
The act of using a 9-volt battery whilst going down on some chick. you zap her with it to the tv network jingle - nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah... nick-el-o-de-on.... ya dig?
"I gave her the nickeldeon last night... and she tried to slap me! You KNOW they all like it though.. right right!"
by BigJim April 18, 2005
Once, in a time long ago, a time called the 90s. There was a channel, it's name was Nickelodeon. It ruled all cartoon channels in that long ago era. With shows like Rugrats, pete and pete, AHHH real monsters, doug, and one of it's final great shows, invader zim. From the era spaning 1990 to 2003 it was the suprime cartoon channel. But after the end of the 20th century nickeldoeon started to go down a dark path. canceling all it's great shows and replaceing them with bad animated shows and aweful teen shows. Around 2003 nickelodeon tried to make a come back with invader zim, but the new generation of 7-year old teen wanna bees soon dismissed the show. Today nickelodeon is down a path it can never return from...
by the wise teller of tv December 5, 2007
Yo I can't do this 18 & over club, It's nickelodeon in here.
My baby's mom came up to my job acting all nickelodeon, almost got me fired.
My baby's mom came up to my job acting all nickelodeon, almost got me fired.
by Trinide April 27, 2007
A TV channel aimed towards young people which previously (around 90s) used to have pretty good TV shows (with a point and a good moral), but then began to air completely stupid, mindless, and pointless shows (around the early 2000's) that teach young kids bad lessons. These shows include such, as Fairly Odd Parents, Spongebob Squarepants, and a recently created show which even better displays the pointlessness and purely bad influence of Nickelodeon on kids: Mr. Meaty.
I don't like Nickelodeon anymore!
Did you see that Spongebob episode on Nickelodeon where Squidward tricks and manipulates Spongebob and Patrick into thinking he's a ghost?
Did you see that Spongebob episode on Nickelodeon where Squidward tricks and manipulates Spongebob and Patrick into thinking he's a ghost?
by Jannny December 7, 2006
Gay pice of shit that canceled Invader Zim.
A television station run by neo nazis.
A TV channel that allways has crappy cartoons.
See also shit
A television station run by neo nazis.
A TV channel that allways has crappy cartoons.
See also shit
by Is this name used? August 7, 2006
A TV channel that reached its peak in the 90s with shows like Salute Your Shorts and Rocko's Modern Life. But in about 2000 they said "Let's cancel the good shows and make new shows so new kids can watch crap without knowing!" So they introduced crap like Fairly Odd Parents and the New All That and canceled all the great shows. But in 2001 Invader Zim came out. It was like the Second Coming but it was of course canceled. hen in about 2006 they went to the bottom of the Crap hole with "The Naked Brothers Band" but like all Nick shows it was canceled. Now there are stupid shows like "Back in the Barnyard" and "True Jackson VP". SpongeBob is good though.
7 year old kid watching back in the barnyard: "OMG!"
adult who grew up in 90s: "That sucks!"
7 year old: "no it doesn't"
adult: "here i have old nickelodeon tapes"
7 year old: "It's not called nick?"
adult: "no"
7 year old: "ok show me tapes"
kid after seeing tapes: "Nickelodeon sucks now!"
adult: "see i told ya"
adult who grew up in 90s: "That sucks!"
7 year old: "no it doesn't"
adult: "here i have old nickelodeon tapes"
7 year old: "It's not called nick?"
adult: "no"
7 year old: "ok show me tapes"
kid after seeing tapes: "Nickelodeon sucks now!"
adult: "see i told ya"
by IAmNotSashaFierce March 22, 2010