Kitty + Neptune

The most cutest, the loudest, the longest, the hardest, the gamer-est couple ever to exist is this god damn universe.
Neptune: Game go brr
Kitty: joe mama go brrr

Kitty + Neptune: we go brrr
by L'rock April 03, 2021
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Neptune’s touch

Neptune’s touch is one of the many tragedies of toilet time.
by MenacingMinister August 19, 2022
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blue neptune

A kind of crystal methamphetamine popular in Malden, Mass.
Hook me up with some blue Neptune?

That will set you back $20.
by Callmemabye2234 July 25, 2014
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Neptune Naughty

Doing the cosmic naughty, typically when two people are into space cosplay
by Naughtycosmo March 21, 2023
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King Neptune Effect

When a character suffers a catastrophic glow-down — not just a visual downgrade, but a full-on aesthetic and narrative collapse. Once majestic, cool, or powerful, they’re redesigned into a weird, goofy, or straight-up embarrassing version of themselves.
“They Neptuned him. Dude used to look like a legend.”

“This reboot is suffering from major King Neptune Effect.”

“Her redesign has big Neptune Energy… in the bad way.”

“From silver fox to gas station cryptid — that’s the King Neptune pipeline.”

Variations:

Neptuned (verb) – “They Neptuned my boy!”

Neptune Energy (noun) – “His current look is giving Neptune Energy, and not in a good way.”

King Neptune Syndrome (rare alt form) – “It’s a classic case of King Neptune Syndrome: dev god to gym teacher.”
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Neptune's lick

When you shit and the water splashes up and touches your balls
So Jordyn at 1 o'clock in the morning decides to take a shit, so he plants his ass on the toilet and takes a poop, and a Neptune's Lick happens
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king neptune

The King of a place where Sponges live in Pineapples under the sea (Bikini Bottom)
OHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHO'S GOING TO LEAD BIKINI BOTTOM WHEN THE SHOW COMES OUT
KING NEPTUNE!!!
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