Neptune's lick

When you shit and the water splashes up and touches your balls

So Jordyn at 1 o'clock in the morning decides to take a shit, so he plants his ass on the toilet and takes a poop, and a Neptune's Lick happens

by SSS_Stratos November 14, 2021

neptune..official

a really cool mutual of mine! she’s super nice and a cool Kaede kinnie! they deserve the world, I love them sm <33

neptune..official is one of the best mutuals ever!

by anonymous July 21, 2021

neptun clone

AMV editors who twixtor 2-3 frames and copy neptun’s typography in hopes of gaining recognition from the man himself.

Damn, I’ve seen this style before..
Ohh he tagged neptun as his ib, makes sense. What a neptun clone.

by adtopia_ July 27, 2021

Famous neptune

Neptune is the most epic famest person with loads of fans they are so cool because neptune and people dont see that enough

The famous neptune is pretty cool

by Mr egward February 25, 2022

Neptunic

Neptunic is non-man loving non-man

Lesbian is also non-man loving non-man
So what's the difference?
Neptunic people likes non-man with a feminist ''style'' (also known as non-masculine)
Lesbian people likes non-man but they dont care if they have a feminist or masculine ''style''

1: I'm Neptunic!
2: isn't that the same as lesbian?
1: no neptunic only likes feminist style, while lesbians dont care
2: ohhh, guess im neptunic too!
3: Me too!

by TrypoXVenus March 2, 2022

neptunic nerds

neptunic nerds are a band in the us sage, oliva, phills,nascar, sky, cloudy,coco.bean,my falut. yes those are the names they write songs you should go see for yourself

hey have you heard of neptunic nerds? yea dude there a great band!!

by coolperson33 June 1, 2021

hot neptune

A sex move. You insert cannabis oil into your rectum and wait until it gets you high. Next, you fart the remaining oil out onto your partner's face or into their mouth.

"Dude, my ladyfriend gave me a Hot Neptune last night!"
"That's disgusting, why are you telling me this?"

by Smaff Petress August 26, 2021