narwhal

The male counterpart of a unicorn: a man who engages sexually with a couple.

Tim and Amy finally found their narwhal, and no one has heard from them in weeks.

by femalenhancement November 22, 2022

Grandpa narwhal

A male narwhal that is old and has kids that had kids

Wow that grandpa narwhal is being so nice to his grandchildren

by Grandpanarwhalpu June 11, 2018

throw a narwhal

To flip someone the bird; to give someone the finger.

That bastard cut me off at the light---I'm running late and that eye of Sauron takes forever to change! I wanted to throw a narwhal, but he looked like he could've been packing heat

by pentozali December 31, 2013

Narwhale

The upgraded version of a sword shark,

Child : MOMMY MOMMY LOOK AT THAT UPGRADED SWORD SHARK (narwhale)

by XxRussian roulette botxX April 16, 2020

Narwhaling

Hitting someone so hard that there spine comes out of there back and it looks like a narwhal tusk

Dude did you see that narwhal? Narwhaling is so brutal.

by Jackweggseh March 3, 2019

Narwhal

A fish with a big sharp penis on it's head.

Your dick is like a narwhal's.

by Urban_Dicktionary69 July 31, 2017

Narwhal

A unicorn of the sea.

That guy/girl next door was claiming to be a shark, but really he/she is just a narwhal.

by Snowboy Jr. December 22, 2022