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Naperville Patch

A website that delivers all the gay news about Naperville including jobs, events, and crime. Most of the crime is done by niggers except for the E Sam shit. Any comments that are posted saying anything that does not fit a liberal agenda are deleted and the user is suspended.
X Nad: Why did my account get suspended? All I said was "Lets guess who" on a article talking about the armed robbery in Naperville.

K Kee: It's the Naperville Patch! All the writers are fag liberals who suck JB dick.

X Nad: Oh ok, that makes sense now
by Whoopi/Hafner nems July 18, 2022
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Naperville Chill

The act of placing an icecube in your mouth and sucking off your buddy. A common method for "cooling off" during the hot months of summer in the city of Naperville, Illinois.
Hey, Tim, you're looking kind of hot, why don't I give you a Naperville Chill?
by endlessskulls420 October 5, 2024
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Napermilf

A MILF from the city of Naperville, Illinois.
"Dude, Spencer's mom is such a Napermilf"
by naperdilf November 20, 2024
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Napervilling

When a guy and a girl are going on a date or hanging out, and the girl is more dressed up than the guy.
Guy 1: Check out the girl and the guy over there. She’s totally Napervilling him.
Guy 2: Yeah, she’s got a full dress on and he’s in flip-flops.
by Sw4mi G July 20, 2024
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Napervilling

When a guy and a girl are going on a date or hanging out, and the girl is more dressed up than the guy.
Guy 1: Hey, check out that guy and that girl. She’s totally napervilling him.

Guy 2: I see what you mean. He’s wearing flip-flops and shorts and she’s all dolled up in a dress.
by Sw4mi G July 20, 2024
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Naperville Chill

When an individual places ice in the mouth and performs oral sex on another party. Origins, Naperville Illinois, I miss heard a radio show host, "In Naperville people put ice in their mouths and blow on each other" what I heard "In Naperville people put ice in their mouths and blow each other."
Nothing beats a Naperville Chill on a hot summers day.
In Naperville Illinois people cannot afford to have air conditioning so they perform the Naperville Chill on each other to stay cool on hot days.
by Manwap July 18, 2025
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