There once was a man from Nantucket,
who had one so long he could suck it,
one day he said with a grin,
as he wiped off his chin,
I don't have to wash my outy in a bucket!
who had one so long he could suck it,
one day he said with a grin,
as he wiped off his chin,
I don't have to wash my outy in a bucket!
by Shelly Bozdog June 24, 2006
Get the Man from Nantucket mug.Amateurs. A Nantucket Sleigh Ride is when you lay your special lady face down naked. You take her by her hair and slip the heels of your fit into her arm pits You then drop down on her going deuce hole. You then hang on and enjoy the ride. Properly performed it will bring back childhood memories of taking your flexible flyer down a hill of fresh powder.
by Emo2 March 2, 2011
Get the Nantucket Sleigh Ride mug.Filling your partners sex orifices with cheap cat meat...which was usually off cuts of whale meat..Then performining doggy style sex whilst holding her head back via a collar arround their neck.
Alternatively....open a can of cat meat..ensuring the sides are not sharp.
Slide your stiff rod in and fuck as usual..known as an alternative nantucket sleigh ride.
Alternatively....open a can of cat meat..ensuring the sides are not sharp.
Slide your stiff rod in and fuck as usual..known as an alternative nantucket sleigh ride.
by ulrich von lichtenstein February 5, 2004
Get the nantucket sleigh ride mug.There once was a man from Nantucket. Whose dick was so long he could suck it. While wearing a grin and wiping his chin if the roof had a cunt, he'd fuck it.
There once was a man from Nantucket. (Explained)
A man who was born and raised within the confines of the isle Nantucket which is located in Massachusetts. Was aware of his spectacular endowment and so therefore felt ambiguous enough to want to fuck his own ceiling whilst imagining it had a vagina to do so.
By,Mikelly.
A man who was born and raised within the confines of the isle Nantucket which is located in Massachusetts. Was aware of his spectacular endowment and so therefore felt ambiguous enough to want to fuck his own ceiling whilst imagining it had a vagina to do so.
By,Mikelly.
by moekatoek March 23, 2021
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Who's dick was so long he could suck it. He said with a grin
While wiping her chin
You know I'm the king you fucking love it.
Jesus whose kid is this!!!! I would never put myself to work. Your mouth is better.
Who's dick was so long he could suck it. He said with a grin
While wiping her chin
You know I'm the king you fucking love it.
Jesus whose kid is this!!!! I would never put myself to work. Your mouth is better.
I'm the old man from Nantucket, bitches. You know the legend so who's first. They call me buckets of fun.
by Lordprettyflackobobby November 15, 2017
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Get the Cranking the ol' Nantucket pork weasel mug.When a man inserts an anchor of anal beads into a willing participant. The other person takes the other end of the anal beads and securely fastens it to their genitalia. The anal beads person will then drag the other person across the ground.
Bill: Why is your back so rug burned.
Ted: That bitch Carol gave me a Nantucket Sleigh-ride my ass all night. You might as well call me Moby.
Ted: That bitch Carol gave me a Nantucket Sleigh-ride my ass all night. You might as well call me Moby.
by Young Stallion Flex September 16, 2023
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