numpty

A numpty is a person of great dopiness, always buffooing around, and dropping things.

Eh Meark ye great nump-teh, get to the toilet next time.

by Mavis McBeardwart October 29, 2003

numpty

A uptight savage aristo wannabe you supports a team of losers.

That f**king tom carter.....by definition is a numpty!!

by Anonymous January 31, 2003

numpty

Anything or anybody who is so xxxxing stupid as to pxxx off. A word that can be substitued for less politically correct words often found offensive by the fairer sex

You xxxxing numpty

by neil June 05, 2003

numpty

A word used to describe someone from Congleton who drives a Silver Hyundai sports car.

Look at him - he's a right numpty

by Bad Dobby October 31, 2003

numpty

A short grey haired easily irritated Citizens Advice Bureau Advisor

by Anonymous August 29, 2003

numpty

someone who uses an internet message board or chat room and comes across a bit daft

*see the general discussion board on www.audiogalaxy.com

by rob barnes January 14, 2005

numpty

Someone who has a strange way round of doing and saying things. A Member of a well formed stage crew in England. Hence the nick name

James you Numpty!!!

by James Gray May 26, 2004