Drug dealers near you

the phrase for weird shady looking people near you

Coming soon to drug dealers near you!

by Girl that loves shipping :3 May 8, 2022

Near Miss Porn Stomach

That intense sick feeling you get when you are pulling your meat and you hear the front door close and you scramble to disconnect from 'up my arse' dot com as quickly as you can whilst pulling up your trousers and wiping jizz off the keyboard

Fuck me...I was waxing the dolphin yesterday when my Grandad came home early from the day centre....I had near miss porn stomach for fucking hours afterwards

by Rifleman59 May 5, 2010

Go sleep near a piano

Go sleep near a piano is a saying to tell someone to go ahead, although they will end up doing the opposite of what they wanted to do. This is because if you sleep near a piano, ur head will fall on the keys making a big noise and keeping you awake. Therefor doing the opposite of sleeping.

Brother: wassup my g, imma smoke weed.
Me: go sleep near a piano.
(Brother goes to smoke weed but then changes his mind and decides to help people on the street get off drugs.)

by anonymous December 13, 2020

A Near Miss Frog Kiss

A “Near Miss Frog Kiss” is defined as coming close to making a choice that would have been wrong for you. It’s based on the old saying, “You have to kiss a lot of frogs before you meet your Prince Charming!”

“Wow, Melanie, you just had a Near Miss Frog Kiss. I know Gary seems nice, but believe me girlfriend, he’s no prince!”

This phrase could also apply to any decision where you might have made a poor choice (buying the wrong car, wrong house or attending the wrong college)

by Marcella Duvet May 14, 2011

Juggling Barrels Near A Tree

When you perform oral sex on a male and tickle his nuts at the same time.

Mary was Juggling Barrels Near A Tree. Seth just loved it!

by Yonodactyl June 29, 2009

Hot moms near you

A sentence found in many ads, for example "Hot moms near you. Only 1.3 miles away." These ads are mostly found in illegal websites.

Did you see that ad? It was like "Hot moms near you"

by cup1d<3 January 8, 2022

near blizzard-like conditions

Buzz word for any amount of snow.

One flake of snow fell on Concord NH today. Better stock up on the essentials, cuz it's NEAR BLIZZARD-LIKE CONDITIONS...

by Mohanchous January 11, 2008