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Hoisted by my own re'tard

Thwarted by one's own stupidity.
I do the same thing every week, expecting a different result. I'm continually hoisted by my own re'tard.
by bumchutney February 7, 2022
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pluck my own sparrows

If this lockdown lasts much longer I'll be forced to pluck my own sparrows
by hooblemeyer February 12, 2021
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up my own ass

Robert who passes GCSE'S but can't get it right in real life.

up my own ass is something Robert would say, and that's gay
by sirbennito July 23, 2021
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my mom owns minecraft

A comback to my dad owns roblox
Robloxian 1- my dad owns roblox
Robloxian 2 -my mom owns minecraft
by DenDroiD13 January 8, 2025
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My Own Playbook

This is Ben Meisalas from the midastouch hopping on the bandwagon. This isn't going to change the fact that your religion isn't real.
Hym "My Own Playbook? Why bother doing this when you don't even have a stake in the outcome? Seriously. Why do they all look like pedophiles? I seriously think someone is paying pedophiles to make YouTube channels to try and stop me. Someone should probably do something about that."
by Hym Iam June 13, 2025
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saw it with my own Larrie eyes

Phrase that is used when Louis and Harry do something loud
The bluegreen lights are real- can confirm- saw it with my own Larrie eyes
by Lucijana28 September 12, 2021
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