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My Mom

A joke, most commonly made by Muscle Man from Regular Show
Person 1:Man, that woman's really ugly!

Muscle Man: You know who else is really ugly? MY MOM!
by Peepeeman103928 January 21, 2023
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i hate my mom

Said most by teens became their mom wasn’t nice to them or a mire deep route im not willing to wrote cuz who even writs allat. Yall are not real
“I hate my mom” said when you feel like you hate your mom for breathing the wrong way or possibly wronging you and destroying your life, so much in between
by Plossom chan November 23, 2023
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fuck my mom

by cdnwejdc December 1, 2022
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My Mom

a scientific term for the best joke in the world.

Harvard studies have researched this topic for years and found that this is in fact the best combination of English syllables

people often mistake it for a bad joke Your mom, but the height of comedy in The my mom joke is much higher.
Do you know who else is funny, MY MOM

What is the best joke?

well the best joke is in fact, my mom -real scientist
by funnyest joke January 4, 2023
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My mom

Hahahahaha! I'll trade you.
Hym "My mom treated me like a deterministic machine my entire life. If you told me you lit her on fire I'd ask you how much she left me."
by Hym Iam August 14, 2023
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my mom says hi

When you tell your son to say hi to people he encounters.
Son: “Mom, please stop calling me. I am late for class”.

Mom: Sorry. Tell the professor mom says hi and that I’m sorry I made you late.

Mom after class: how did it go?

Son: the professor marked me late, but he says hi back.

Situation 2:

Son: “I gotta go, I’m next in line at the drive thru

Mom: “okay, sorry to bug you. Tell the drive thru mom says hi”.

Son: I will.

Son to drive thru speaker: I’ll take a #2 with a Dr Pepper, and my mom says hi.

Drive thru host: okay drive thru to the first window and say hello to your mom.

Son callls mom back: drive thru host says hello.

Situation 3:

Son: mom I have to go I’m headed to a game

Mom: tell everyone I say hi.

Son after game: Hi mom, everyone says hi back.

Mom: oh good!
by TheStrugglesReal September 24, 2023
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My mom

Stranger: Does your mom live?

Me: No

Stranger: Well my mom lives
by no no no no no no January 2, 2021
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