Mustache ride

When a woman sits on the face of a man whilst he orally pleases her.

Mick: Seriously grandma do I have to give you another mustache ride?
Micks's Grandma: Yes.

by Hexum March 1, 2005

mustache movie

A euphemism for porn.
Related to the term "pornstache" in that pornos are sterotyped as having a lot of mustachioed men

Fred: Have you ever seen midnight cowboy?
Hank: No, I haven't. What is that, one of your mustache movies?
Fred: No, dude! It won the academy award for best picture in 1969!
Hank: Oh great! Now their awarding best picture to pornos!?

by sbp2011 August 16, 2012

mustache deep

Mustache Deep is when you get so deep in there you tickle your soon to be baby.

Ted: Hey Brad what you do last night?

Brad: I was with Tiff and man i was mustache deep in her!

Ted: Hey Brad what you do last night?

Brad: I was with Tiff and man i was mustache deep in her!

by lowboy219 June 19, 2014

Mustache Lips

When a girl's pubic hair extends to either side of her vagina

Elaine: So what was wrong with this one?
Jerry: ... She had mustache lips.
Elaine: You mean...
Jerry: yeah.
Elaine: Ohhh.

by mattieice7486 May 21, 2015

mustache stain

This is a result of receiving head from a person with a thick mustache causing a brutal rug burn on the na na/vagina

This morning has been agony, I hooked up with Jerry last night and he gave me the worst mustache stain ever.

by Mustache Stain October 12, 2015

mustache cunt

An offensive word used against people with mustaches, used especially as an expression of anger

Come here you little mustache cunt

by Drew Gilpin Faust September 16, 2016

Mustache Rider

Anyone who believes in what the guy who owns the mustache boat says and stands behind his bullshit causes.

Boater #1: Did you pre-register for the Raftoff this year?

Boater #2: Of course I did!! I even bought the $200.00 VIP package so I could tie up near NautiBuoy!

Boater #1: You stupid? Raftoff is free. You must be a Mustache Rider!!

by Bently Bandit June 8, 2018