Punchin Mushrooms 

When two guys with small uncircumcised penis’ bump the head of their penis’ together

Hey bro you ready to start punchin mushrooms

Punchin Mushrooms by Sergeant Sassy Legs July 6, 2021

Mask Mushrooms 

The growths you get on your face from wearing a mask for too long… thanks Covid life!

I’ve been wearing this mask all week I’m breaking out in mask mushrooms

Mask Mushrooms by Maskedone September 28, 2021

Mask Mushrooms 

The growths you get on your face from wearing a mask for too long… thanks Covid life!

I’ve been wearing this mask all week I’m breaking out in mask mushrooms

Mask Mushrooms by Maskedone September 28, 2021

sunsetcity mushrooms 

Rate as Canada's #1 mushroom dispensary carrying shrooms and microdose products

I had an euphoric experience with magic mushrooms from sunsetcity mushrooms.

sunsetcity mushrooms by sunsetcity mushrooms November 21, 2021

shiitake mushrooms 

Just a hidden way of saying shit

*bangs knee* *yells* shiitake mushrooms

shiitake mushrooms by AlphaBravo777 June 30, 2022

Portobello mushrooms 

Ooooohh. There is a chemical in them that may or may not cause cancer or cause tumors to grow.

Hym "It's not just portobello mushrooms either. It's other kinds... Remember the thing I said about Terrence McKenna? 👋😝👋 Right again! Captain always right! I've never been wrong! It's astounding! How could a man never be wrong? Even once!? Damn, I am too good. This skull jelly? These thinky thoughts? It's too much. It can't be contained."

Portobello mushrooms by Hym Iam April 9, 2023

floating mushrooms 

A jellyfish

Italian guy: look there, there are some floating mushrooms!
American girl: that’s just a jellyfish.

floating mushrooms by Fep October 14, 2023