Munchkin Gum

The art of receiving a blow job from an unborn baby while fucking a pregnant woman

"I really wanted nicole to get an abortion until i receiving a munchkin gum! Now I just want her to be pregnant every time we fuck".

by Ranger Meat September 15, 2009

ass munchkin

A dickwho is small in stature.

what an ass munchkin.

by The dude March 27, 2003

munchkin blumpkin

a small, surprising event that takes place in a movie which elevates a good movie to greatness

The whole reason I like to got to movies when they first come out is to be surprised by the munchkin blumpkin (if there is one) before anyone blabs about it online.

by Emerson Crossjostle March 12, 2013

Grumpy Munchkin

Much like a Cleveland Steamer or a Hot Carl, except instead of shitting on your partners chest, you shit on their forehead

My girlfriend said she wanted to kink it up in the sack so I gave her a grumpy munchkin last night.

by munchkinator January 12, 2010

angry munchkin

A girl who's PMSing due to her period.

"Dude, I wnet to bang my girlfriend and she started bitching at me. She's so angry munchkin!"

by Stu Bawden March 30, 2005

Crushed the Munchkins

When a girl swallows after a giving fellatio.

She gave an awesome BJ and then she Crushed the Munchkins!!

by Mike Daubs September 28, 2007

Dirty Munchkin

A dirty munchkin is when an individual is on his or her knees performing oral sex and the recipient blows their hot, sticky, wet load all over the performer therefore making them a "dirty munchkin".

*splooge*
Fred- "I just made you my Dirty Munchkin!"

by Mr. Peebody April 18, 2009