muffdiving

the act of licking a females gential area usually one more than one female at a time

hey John my my girl wants me to go muffdiving on her and her room mates!

by nobodythatuneedtobeconcernedwith May 18, 2003

ibex muffel

A small hairy animal, usually sent to your college PO box, that follows you wherever you go, constantly insulting you and sometimes scratching and biting your arms and legs. He often causes you to miss school and work, and he alienates all your friends. Often fatal.

See also depression

H: Ooh, mail!
M: What did you get?
H: What the hell is an ibex muffle?
M opens box, ibex muffle bursts out
H (sobbing): I want to die!

by Holly-Day April 16, 2006

Meffed

Meffed is a combination of the words messed and fucked up

Yo go check ya friend he seems a lil meffed up

by Sam A. January 21, 2006

Murfed

To be extremely intoxicated, especially when very drunk or very stoned.

"Man, I am murfed right now."

"We got so murfed last night, we didn't know what was going on."

by Kid Kitten January 31, 2009

miffed

Bewildered.

A member of the venue staff asks if anyone is there for "RammSTEEN" at which point a fan corrects him with "RammSTEIN" and the guy becomes miffed.

by Colter October 31, 2003

muffdiving

Lesbian oral sex

Me and my horny girlfriend go muffdiving to kill the time

by Craven Morhead May 31, 2003

miffed

To be confused.

What are you going on about? I am completely miffed!

by Jennifer Tull August 27, 2003