by Mudflap crab November 25, 2022

Flappy mud flaps is when a females vagina lips are so lose and the hang we can use them as mud flaps the flap in the wind
Those lips are so lose and flappy you could use them for 1 of 3 to things
1. Mud flaps
2. Blanket
3 a cape to fly away in the wind
4 flappy mud flaps
1. Mud flaps
2. Blanket
3 a cape to fly away in the wind
4 flappy mud flaps
by Mud flap makers March 6, 2022

When you have high pressure diarrhea, and your balls shield your dick from the ass mud.. Thus preventing a unpleasant cleanup.
by Thor2021 January 21, 2022

A middle eastern woman that wears thong underwear way too small for her that her lips hangs out of the sides.
by Andrea DGeorge Nor-Cal January 11, 2020

When you produce a turd half way out of your anus, also known as the turtle head. Then you smear it on someone's face.
by S.E.McD February 17, 2009

When a man cums on a woman's asshole and lets it dry, thus creating a covering over her hole resulting in a "flap" of dried seminal fluid the next time she takes a shit.
by The Hard-on Boys January 29, 2018

When a man poop's on a peace of paper, rubs it in well and nice, rinses it of with chocolate milk, freezes it for well over an hour, and finally slaps the shit out of his female partner, or vice versa
hence mud flap
hence mud flap
B:Oh Henry did you get chocolate milk.
H:Yes. I did Babara.
B:Well why don't give me an Alabama Mud Flap.
H:Well that sounds delightful.
H:Yes. I did Babara.
B:Well why don't give me an Alabama Mud Flap.
H:Well that sounds delightful.
by winkyface9 January 1, 2012
