cum guzzling mushroom tip cleaner

Someone who sucks your dick so well that you couldn't possibly cum anymore and then proceeds to swallow it or guzzle it down like a glass of water.

Wow that girl was a cum guzzling mushroom tip cleaner, she got me off so good that I couldn't even think about getting head for another month.

Also what that guy Ty is (sorry if your name is Ty, but I made this name up just for him because he tea bagged me and it also is just his first name so I don't break the rules).

by Master Nudist January 21, 2008

mushroom yawns

The relaxing yawns you get from magical mushrooms.

Man these mushroom yawns won't stop.

by Schurhoff July 16, 2008

mushrooma

it is a very large mushroom.

'your hair looks like a mushroom or mushrooma'

'your are as small as a mushrooma'

by newmanio August 31, 2005

mushroom uppercut

while a man is titty fucking a woman and his penis hits her chin, or "uppercuts"

Thanks for the mushroom uppercut Jim, you really knocked that tooth loose.

by long johnston December 27, 2007

Wet_mushrooms

Wet_mushrooms is a online phenomenon coming from the platform tiktok. Shes known for using uber eats and speaking 17374000 languages. Her one and only puta is blackpinklisastans

Hey does wet_mushrooms follow you
No
*gets slapped with meat*

by Loganzbestie5 December 29, 2020

Mid-Century Mushroom

The girthy penis tip of an overweight man in his 50s. Typically surrounded by an untrimmed bush. May or may not be inflamed.

Female 1: Like a pig searching for truffles, I'm going to search out for some mid-century mushrooms.

Female 2: Its been a while since I've gotten some action with somebody my own age, I may have to settle for some mid-century mushrooms tonight.

by johnwall2 July 1, 2018

Shit-Tucky Mushroom

When you take your dick, tuck it under the scrotum and taint, then tuck in real good and deep ‘tween your ass cheeks.

The family campfire was going great until uncle Frank came out the trailer showing off his shit-tucky mushroom.

My girlfriend has a shit-tucky mushroom.

It was within the hallowed walls of the gym locker room that observed the performance of the shit-tucky mushroom. I would never have believed it had I not seen it myself.

by Dick Onchin October 31, 2020