If the lawn mower don't start, how you gonna get the piano

That means you're a dumbass for looking this up

"If the lawn mower don't start, how you gonna get the piano"

Alex "wtf"

by Davifayanbule April 3, 2016

Lawn Mower

It’s when you’re fucking someone from behind and then you take a buzzer and shave a spot through their hair.

Sex was great with my girlfriend until I did the Lawn Mower and she got very angry. Needless to say she has a new hairstyle.

by Barndor July 30, 2021

Mower

She/be is a woman who has very little interest in depth and compassion all she/he wants is to be cool. Her/his IQ is obviously very low if she can only care about social status when there is so much more to life.

P1:Let's go be friends with Mower.

P2: no they shallow don't do that.

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd November 2, 2019

Mower

A Pokemon Strategist. When Battled using his Rain Dedicated Team. You're pretty much Fucked. Mega Swampert is not to be reckoned with.

This Noob is dead. I am a Mower after all

by Marshallmates May 17, 2018

Mower

A aged gentleman who offers to mow ladies unkept lawns and offers a free extra trim of bush.

“Oh that lovely Man P. Andy and his mower sorted my front garden and he tidied my back bush”.

by Geoff Paddle May 31, 2022

lawn mowers

loud fucking vehicles that only cut grass

i'm going to literally blow up all the lawn mowers.

by Scoobis_Man July 30, 2021

Swiss lawn mower

When you insert a Toblerone up the anal cavity and rip it out furiously similar to that of a pull cord on a lawn mower. For added effect make them eat grass whilst this is happening.

I have her the Swiss lawn mower

by The Swiss banker October 11, 2018