If the lawn mower don't start, how you gonna get the piano

That means you're a dumbass for looking this up

"If the lawn mower don't start, how you gonna get the piano"

Alex "wtf"

by Davifayanbule December 25, 2015

Swamp Mower

What is a swamp mower? A swamp mower is an intense sexual experience. A swamp mower takes place when two consenting partners fill up one of their vaginas with vomit, feces, and piss. After you make your concoction you put anal beads inside and allow it to marinate for a week. After a week yank those beads out like you’re starting a lawn mower. Enjoy!!!

My boyfriend swamp mowered me so hard

by Swampmower February 29, 2024

push mower

When a girl has such a large bush that you have to push it out of the way to go down on her.

Jenny keeps it au natural so I had to push mower her to get it started

by LeroyJethroTullywick March 11, 2016

ass mower

what you use to whoop someone's ass

spy:*pulls out da ass mower*
scout:oh shit *yeets into closet*
pyro:*has lamp shade over head*

by raybeez February 21, 2022

Mower

A Pokemon Strategist. When Battled using his Rain Dedicated Team. You're pretty much Fucked. Mega Swampert is not to be reckoned with.

This Noob is dead. I am a Mower after all

by Marshallmates March 29, 2018

Mower

A aged gentleman who offers to mow ladies unkept lawns and offers a free extra trim of bush.

“Oh that lovely Man P. Andy and his mower sorted my front garden and he tidied my back bush”.

by Geoff Paddle May 31, 2022

Mower

She/be is a woman who has very little interest in depth and compassion all she/he wants is to be cool. Her/his IQ is obviously very low if she can only care about social status when there is so much more to life.

P1:Let's go be friends with Mower.

P2: no they shallow don't do that.

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd November 03, 2019