James Morton

Very shrexy and shmexy, he is friends with Benny, Kushal, Owsausharlie Humarliozzi, Owen and James

James Morton eats the bilbo baggins

by Pulsarnova September 20, 2022

caleb morton

the greatest science teacher a grade 9 could ever have

good morning caleb morton

by ryan/nathan October 29, 2018

India morton

A process in which a woman must play fortnite with her beef curtains

Yeah cara pulled a India Morton last night and won

by Kingstoncockermorton March 25, 2024

Gavin Morton

Gavin is super nice but can be a little to serious with his work and cares to much about his fake gf

Man he’s such a Gavin Morton

by Funny man jeff November 07, 2019

Morton

A fat fucking dick. A dick that is wider than it is long. A real turn off for the ladies.

Bro that dude has a Morton. It’s so nasty

by JoeMan505 February 25, 2020

Morton

A Saketh like man or woman

They are such a morton.

by C041 November 13, 2023

morton special

The act of anally inserting a toothbrush before turning it on to replicate a vibrating sex toy. Can be implemented during sex for maximum pleasure, or masturbation on limited resources

"So we're in the bathroom, fucking over the sink and I gave her the ol Morton special and she was loving it"

by Steviebillwilliams January 07, 2018