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ruese morton

A derogatory term applied to Jews with the last name Greenberg.

Origin: uncertain, but possibly out of a ruese morton's ass. Polish??? Ruese appeared in present form combined with morton. Morton was once a popular baby name, now it's gay.
Ben Stiller is playing a ruese morton in the upcoming comedy "Greenberg".
by callmemrpurpose February 23, 2010
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Landyn Morton

She is fucking bestest! She got a big booty, and is very smart! She likes cookie dough. And has brown eyes. Also She is hot!
by Morton315 October 19, 2018
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Landyn Morton

She’s hot. Big tits. Makes duck noises. Has a nice asss. Very smart. And hella brave. She gets alll the “D” and is hellllllaaaa funny
by Morton315 October 19, 2018
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caleb morton

by ryan/nathan October 29, 2018
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Gavin Morton

Gavin is super nice but can be a little to serious with his work and cares to much about his fake gf
by Funny man jeff November 6, 2019
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megan morton

normally seen at a super seshers gaff,tanning balloons and scranning mdma
oi look its megan morton on the floor flopping it
by freddiekougar3038 November 14, 2019
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morton special

The act of anally inserting a toothbrush before turning it on to replicate a vibrating sex toy. Can be implemented during sex for maximum pleasure, or masturbation on limited resources
"So we're in the bathroom, fucking over the sink and I gave her the ol Morton special and she was loving it"
by Steviebillwilliams January 8, 2018
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