moop

a self-loathing depressant that lives in the basement of an Asylum(nation.com)

Wow, that guys a real moop.

by CRSR April 16, 2004

moop

pertaining to a cute, dorky significant other.

annie: i wanna a sloth! **thumbs up**
matt: oh, you're such a moop.

by anndizack June 7, 2009

Moop

The mixture of excrement and mud on the floor of a Johnny-On-The-Spot, especially found at rainy festivals.

1. I went to the bathroom and sat my purse right in a patch of moop.
2. Under the tent at the festival, there was a stench that made us all wonder if what we were walking in was not mud, but actually moop.

by PopeDarren October 30, 2008

moop

To burp while keeping you mouth closed, then tapping your sister on the shoulder and blowing it in her face.

She wouldn't change the channel, so I burped up some pizza and mooped her.

by W.E. Coyote August 20, 2003

Moop

1. (noun): a small part or string on the end of the mop.
2. (verb): when used as a verb, this means something so terrible that nobody can even begin to explain its meaning. NEVER EVER USE MOOP AS A VERB!!!

Good example:
"Mom, most of the moops on the mop are worn out so were gonna need a new mop."

Bad example:
"I'm gonna go moop the floor!"

(Sorry if I offended anyone with that bad example, but you all must be prepared to hear it as a verb)

by Hi Erin/Alex January 12, 2009

Moop

to masturbate and poop at the same time.

Did you hear, Mark moops!

by alksdjfwlekm April 27, 2009

moop

A derogatory slang term for people of the Mormon faith. The act of being a Mormon is refered to as mooping it up.

Mitt Romney is always mooping it up!

by stumpott January 2, 2009