When you crush some cookies, stuff them in her vagina and ass then eat her out and all remnants of cookie are rubbed in between her titties until she likes it
Person 1: Damn dude I ran out of Oreos for my Cookie Monster surprise so I had to use chips ahoy
Person 2: Damn that sucks, we know the best Cookie Monster surprise is with Oreos
Person 2: Damn that sucks, we know the best Cookie Monster surprise is with Oreos
by PoosieBoi9000 May 10, 2016
Sprinkling crumbled cookies in someone's ass then pouring a jug of milk inside and have them sit on your face while you eat and drink it out
by Dapussaymonsta September 21, 2015
by Elizabeth Hill December 09, 2010
A term used to describe a situation so fucked up that the situation can only conclude in a big mess.
Employee 1: Did you hear Kanye West is a human resources manager now?!?!!
Employee 2: Oh that is like the Cookie Monster Eating Ice Cream.
Employee 2: Oh that is like the Cookie Monster Eating Ice Cream.
by Yellow 55 August 07, 2016
by Mr fraser August 25, 2021
A mug with the head of Cookie Monster on it it came in a collection with Oscar the grouch Elmo and big bird
by Paper oof July 30, 2022
A male who sexually abuses and exploits children and teens (online). An immoral man-child who needs to grow up. A man that hides himself in trash, and behind screens because he’s a bitch. A trashy-ass pedophile with no respect for his community and the innocent children whom live in it. A old washed-up ass bitch in his 30’s. A very very very ugly man.
Person A: Have you heard of Cookie Monster?
Person B: Yeah, that predatory bitch on the block!
Person A: I hope his useless-ass gets ran over by multiple vehicles.
Person B: I second that!
Person B: Yeah, that predatory bitch on the block!
Person A: I hope his useless-ass gets ran over by multiple vehicles.
Person B: I second that!
by Josiejustcute October 19, 2021