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Ass monkey

A guy who is very hairy and typically likes to fart. He sometimes even throws his shit at you for fun. This is a great insult if you are mad at a particular someone.
by Donnie Trump42020 June 6, 2018
mugGet the Ass monkeymug.

hot monkey ocean ass

something to describe a funky smelling room
"it smells like hot monkey ocean ass in here"
by thee_faith July 14, 2025
mugGet the hot monkey ocean assmug.

ass monkey

Something you should never, ever call a black person because they consider it racist (no matter how many white ass monkeys you've also called out).
Guy in hospital: "All I remember is Tyrone insulted my mamma so I called him an ass monkey, and then everything went dark and I woke up here."
by geek_nerd_69 October 28, 2020
mugGet the ass monkeymug.

Ad-clear Ass-Monkey

An individual so horrible at the video game: Destiny 2, that the only role they can secure in a multi-player activity is to kill weaker enemies inside of damage encounters.
Where is that Ad-clear Ass-Monkey, and why the fuck isn't he killing ads?
by Jikinirdon June 2, 2024
mugGet the Ad-clear Ass-Monkeymug.

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